π¨CAMPUS ALERTπ¨
Due to rising COVID cases, President Khator has decided that the University will sacrifice 10 students a week via lottery system.
Khator was quoted saying,
βItβs simple addition by subtraction. Canβt have COVID if you arenβt alive. Good luck.β
Bad day for @UHCougarFB. I hope they have some recruits or transfers lined up or else itβs going to be a rough few years. It sucks seeing talent leave the program...instead of being mad at the dude for leaving, ask why...