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[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

The trade off to living in Canada as opposed to warm parts of the world....either live where there's huge bugs, shit that'll eat you, and wild hurricanes....orrrr and hear me out on this one....live where the air is so cold it hurts your face for 6 months out of the year...

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@JackDangerLIVE @SteveEP_ A girl scout isn't trying to invade your privacy you fucking helmet

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@Garnet_2203 You're an absolute hamster....what a dumb cunt

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Listen to that crowd. Playoffs in Buffalo is going to be INSANE.

[Élie Cantin-Nantel @elie_mcn]

BREAKING: Conservative MP @SandraCobena_ has introduced a Castle Law bill.

Bill C-270 would amend the Criminal Code so that force is presumed justified when used against an illegal intruder.

Since 2015, violent crime has risen by 55%, gun crime by 130%, and extortion by 330%.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

That kid doesn’t know it now but someday he’s gonna be all grown up, facing life and look back and realize that’s the happiest he ever was ❤️

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@GunOwnersofCana Don't forget assault style cheese graters...fucking helmets those idiots are

[IntegrityTO @integrity_to]

Toronto citizen recites Taxpayer Land Acknowledgment at City Hall 🤔

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@NICKMERCS I know that loss, sorry Nick, peace and love to you and the fam

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@criscyborg @PFLMMA Your career trajectory is what every male fighter hopes for as their career winds down, to stay at the top the way you have even long b4 Strikeforce to now, is unheard of on the male side of mma, well done, to watch your career unfold like it has is wild to say the least, Bravo

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@dohertyjackk X out here roastin your dumbass

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@thewinterdollx Hey, transphobe here, you're gross as fuck, hope that helps, bye for now

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@thewinterdollx The entirety of being transgender is in fact, a mental illness, hope that helps, fucking weirdo

[SPOOK 5.56 NATO ⚔️🧨🇨🇦🇺🇸🇮🇪 @fivefivesix_ca]

I am a licenced Canadian gun owner. I am not a government subject.

I will not give up my firearms.

No, I did not lose them in a boating accident. Mike from Canmore does not have them.

I have them and the government are not getting them. They cannot buy something back they never owned.

Do you understand? #FirearmRightsAreHumanRights #CCFR #MyGunsWillNeverBeTheirGuns

Post inspired by @NickJFreitas

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@YeaItsMeMilky The community notes😂

[TOP G @menscoach1]

A few years ago, I dated a single mother.

I thought I was being “understanding,” “mature,” and “different from other guys.”

Bro… I was just stupid.

At first everything seemed normal. Cute texts. Good vibes. Real chemistry.
Then the real script started.

Every plan depended on her ex.
Every argument had the sentence “you don’t get it, my child comes first.”
Every moment I wanted peace, I got chaos instead — kids crying, drama at the door, random calls from the baby daddy.

One day I went to her place and her baby daddy was inside fixing a curtain.

She said, “Don’t worry, he’s just helping.”

Helping who?
Helping why?
Helping how?

My spirit left my body.

That’s when I realized something: I wasn’t dating just her.

I was dating her past, her responsibilities, her schedule, her stress, and her baby daddy who apparently had VIP access.

I walked out of that house with the wind hitting my face like a movie scene.
My heart and my logic were both broken.

That night I told myself:
“Bro… pick a life you can actually control.”

So I cut it off, not out of hate but because I had learnt my lesson.

Weeks later she texted,
“You gave up too fast.”
No, I didn’t.
I just woke up.

Men,

If you’re not ready to deal with another man’s child, another man’s presence, and a life that isn’t built around you… then avoid single mothers.

Choose peace. Choose simplicity. Find a woman of your own.

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@Polysesouvient Clearly the misinformed twat of the day is you, fear mongering cunt that you are, tell me how many legal firearms owners in Canada have committed any violent gun crimes? I can wait for you garbage bs stats...

[Austine @theereal_one]

that one wigger you went to high school with who’s now a welder

[StandupTHROWIN @garrow04]

@ctvottawa Crazy, right around the time the liberals took over eh?...elbows up!...twats

[brittany @by__brittany]

Did you hear that?!

Fans sing the national anthem the proper way at Game 1 of the World Series!

In all thy SONS command 🇨🇦

GO JAYS!! 💙

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

The Buffalo Sabres roll into Toronto showing their support for the Blue Jays in the World Series ⚾️