The One and Only Chönk

21, avid brexiteer, ban the burkah, can of warm stella in one hand and the wife’s head in another Parody account - @gar51de

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

On my way to fuck your bitch

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

Tape, rape, scuttle escape

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

Roses are read
Chönk is a don
Am feeling saucey
Come at me Gok Wan

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

@gar51de I am the real Chönk peasant Chönk

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

Roses are red
My stella is cold
Now get on ye knees
And do as your told

[ben @benofnesbitts]

Curing as working on valentines day

Actually it’s curing as working any day of the year

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

What the stella sees as i walk into the gaff

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

Me: Alexa call me sexy

Alexa: i’d rather not

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

When a woman starts talking about gender equality and the pay gap

[Harley Shackelford @harleyshack_]

caption this 🤣

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

The correct right wing stance

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@gar51de Nonce if you don’t like bounties fkin remainer

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

Smokin doobies and fingerin newbies

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

When someone mentions a kebab on a night out

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

Having a quiet on in scrooges and then local dealer walks in

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

Females should be made to wear muzzles until selected upon by the superior gender

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

I’ve had 3 weetabix for dinner, some lucky lady is getting it tonight

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

@gar51de They look the perfect shape to volley top bins

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

Don’t get me started on the gays

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

@chlorudge Can i sit on yours instead?

[The One and Only Chönk @garsnide]

@samburrows297 Until they realise you’ve been summoned to court for touching a todler