Garrett Williams

Just some thoughts of mine compiled into short statements placed into the records to last until the end of time

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

Can we get a season of Fixer Upper where they finish construction on I-35?

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

Ready for #StrangersThings5 finale!

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@HoustonTexans @KingTunsil78 @reliantenergy 🤘

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@HoustonTexans 🤘

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@BaylorAthletics @EASPORTSCollege @BUFootball PS5!

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL was released 21 years ago today. One of the biggest blockbusters of its time - that led to one of the biggest ever movie franchises - the story of how it came to the screen is either madness, or brilliance…

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[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

Would love to see @nicepeter do a parody of @ColinCowherd , I can’t unsee it…

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

Mission accomplished 🫡

#SpotifyWrapped #SpotifyWrapped2023

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

@Joanna__nr 10 Minute Bible Hour Podcast!

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

Nicolas Cage and @PedroPascal1 giving Paddington 2 the recognition it deserves. Thank you @Lionsgate for the clip! Go see #MassiveTalent in theaters this weekend!

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

@AJRBrothers Loving the album, can't stop hearing Super Mario Sunshine vibes around 55 seconds in World's Smallest Violin

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

@Browns Source??

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

Just finished watching The Big Short. 2008 was wild man, what’s going on on Twitter today?

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

@GameStop, now we’re even for all the games I traded in as a kid and you gave me half of their real value. I forgive you.

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

@morganisawizard I bought just two shares of GameStop 2 years ago as a nostalgia and now it’s paid for half of this months rent. Thanks meme bros

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

Do Box Tops count toward tuition?

[Cade Tindell @CadeTindell]

Show your 4 favorite superheroes

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

@NFL I’m sure Klein did well, but @TAfromGA had franchise record tying 17 tackles and 2 FF and @JJWatt also had the pick-six...

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

@morganisawizard AJR is fantastic (also my top 5), but glad someone else listens to Jukebox the Ghost. They’re definitely slept on

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

I’m old enough to remember when someone was SIMP it just meant they had squirrels in their pants...

[Garrett Williams @gartdw]

@Peyton_Hodgess No.