Garvtastic

It's me!

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

During World War II, German soldiers confiscated Dutch bikes. As a result a popular football chant when the Netherlands play Germany is ‘My grandad wants his bicycle back.’

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners will understand this

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[Baila @protesional]

i do be texting back with a lot of "hahaha" for someone who's having a hahahard time

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[trash jones @jzux]

the real test would be reverse bachelor and bachelorette parties - bride has to hang out with groom's friends for a weekend, groom has to hang out with bride's friends for a weekend. if the vibes are bad the wedding's off

[alfie @alfienxo]

my favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better

[brian @brianonhere]

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

When you reach 100 years old in Barbados, you get a stamp in your honor.

[shakeia @curlyfro]

this is the funniest community note i’ve ever seen. 😭

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Sunday ass Wednesday

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Sums things up pretty well.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

You can't spell homeowner without "meow."

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

Story of our lives…🙄

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

"Sorry. Can't. It's already dark out." - Me, every night from now until about mid-May.