Gary Delaney: On tour

One-liner comic. New tour Gary on Laughing is on the road.

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When I got married I was also marrying my best friend. Which it turns out is illegal.

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@taffyiron Its not on sale until the end of the month

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Presale link for the Sheffield Gary On Laughing tour shows just sent to the mailing list. If you’re on the list and didn’t get it check your junk, just like me in this picture seemingly. They’re at Montgomery Theatre on 29 and 30th June. They go on general sale on Saturday. Ive popped the link in the confirmation email so people who join today or tomorrow still get it. Next batch of tour dates will be sent to the mailing list on Wednesday 28th October. General sale is Friday 30th. It's looking like we're adding 35+ shows in places including Carlisle, Oxford, Carmarthen, Stockton, Hastings, Bury St Edmunds and Torquay

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Cheap lube joke. Clip from a gig at halloween. My phone fell over hence the weird angle. This was a joke i cut from the Gary on Laughing tour as i could only squeeze in one joke about lube and the other one was better.

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Gary on Laughing tour show 73 Chelmsford Theatres with Steve Day having a great one as my support. Essex is always a really fun stop on the tour and tonight was a treat. Delightful unshockable crowd. Thank you all.Ramsgate tomorrow which Ive never been to before.

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@GunnerMighty 👋

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Ten Years Younger.
Another joke from the Liverpool work in progress show that didn't make the cut for my Gary on Laughing tour. Come and see the ones that did!

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Ive made some of classic old jokes into a reel for young people. If its popular I'll do more. The Gary on Laughing tour rolls on to Ramsgate and Chelmsford next. Then lots more UK, some
Ireland, probably some Oz

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@MJMcKean Ha ha.

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@fluffybubbles73 I did Bloomsbury about a month ago. Theres still Blackheath, Ally Pally, Croydon, Hayes. Looks like were adding Wimbledon end of the month. Maybe one or two others ive not heard about yet

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Gary Delaney tour update. Sheffield added. Lots more drop end october. Mailing list for prebooking.

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@RichardRis44011 Thats not a bad bit of veiling. I usually try a few variants on a joke.

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I bought an Eskimo a really good housewarming present and his igloo melted

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@KarenPrestx Handy for videos. I recorded my last special in it

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It’s important to have friends who keep you grounded. Thats why all of mine are French baggage handlers.

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Mr Darcy

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Mortgage advisor joke. I did this joke at club sets while I was in between tours but in the end it never made the cut for my Gary on Laughing tour. A good gag though.

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@eggforbread @WyvernTheatre Thanks. Really fun last night

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Gary on Laughing tour show 72 @WyvernTheatre Swindon. Swindon is always a pleasure and tonight it made for a delightful end to the week. I expect therell be a secone one here later on the tour. Tonights audience selfie is a Where’s Wally special. Support tonight was the always excellent Andy @shoobypodcast Robinson. Tonights crowd were a delight. Thank you for having me

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@GaryDelaney coming soon to Australia!!!