Gary Wollenhaupt

Professional Freelance Writer, Content Marketing Writer

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@iowahawkblog davescaridservice Dad in the late 50s, not sure if it's before or after the wedding in August 1959.

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@wil_da_beast630 Yes, his death and resurrection was a feature, not a bug.

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@staringindis @plzbepatient My son did the same thing with a cheese slice. He had never seen a gun in real life.

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@cremieuxrecueil Aliens that have never encountered humans take over their minds/imitate/duplicate perfectly

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@tomfgoodwin https://t.co/hHwqcBlf4J

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@tomfgoodwin Yes! Lots of folks engaged in stuff like model trains and rockets. RC cars are huge! Oval racing, rock crawlers, stock cars, etc.

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@Gormogons Yes! most jobs aren’t taken, they’re given.

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@FreightAlley The CSX predecessor lines & Sea-Land Service

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@realBrookNash Looking forward to your first Florida Man headline.

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@kat_boogaard With 64 1/2 pages of fonts and colors and logo placement and 2 paragraphs on p. 37 that are relevant to writing

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@2CynicAl65 Our biggest fights have been when we’re dressing up to go somewhere fancy.

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

some people like to be wined and dined.
i prefer to be smothered & covered.

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@kat_boogaard Ditto! After 22 years I’m burned out from working with clients.

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@hplemke I wonder what the stuff of nightmares is for people who didn’t go to college

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@kat_boogaard And find the critical two paragraphs with the brand positioning language in the middle of the 148-page brand guide PDF, which includes all the possible logo and color permutations.

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@asymmetricinfo What do people who didn’t go to college have nightmares about?

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@ibuyrvparks Great idea but hard to live with. Hard to regulate heat level and takes a long time to turn on and off. People want to be able to just jump in.

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Hey @Avis your folks at SLC are drowning! Over an hour and still waiting! Please send help! @Costco when you run a sale make sure you can handle the surge!

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Hi, I'm a B2B content marketing writer, glad to be here. #FreelanceChat

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@realBrookNash Waiting for page proofs to come via Greyhound