government should be boring. roads should work, water should be clean, hospitals should function, public transport should run, and your taxes should quietly pay for all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fvcking work.
Whatever it is, we’re guilty. Expel the Glazers as punishment. It’ll be hard to move on, but somehow we’ll manage.
And strip us of every Premier League trophy we’ve won in the last decade.
Fair punishment.