Gary Burke

[LNAP @LeicesterNAP]

CHELTENHAM DAY ONE TIPS🚨🐎

Everybody who leaves a like and comment on this tweet will get sent ALL my DAY ONE Cheltenham selections in their DM’s.

This includes my ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ DAY ONE NAP.

People who retweet will get sent first.
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[Gary Burke @garyburke88]

@LeicesterNAP 🫡

[Gary Burke @garyburke88]

@LeicesterNAP ☝️

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Brilliant from Everton. Poverty chants are gross and shit and boring and fans of every club that sing them should do better

[Keith Mullin/TheFarm @KeithMullin]

Seven mins for the Feed the Scousers

Ten mins for the Sign On chant

Nottingham has the UKs 4th highest unemployment rate

Around 34.6% of children in Nottingham live in poverty.

#poverty is not something to mock @SFoodbanks @NFFC #HungerDoesntwearclubcolours

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

Damning Pickford with faint praise

He’s only England No.1 because everyone else is shit

That’s Jordan Pickford. Never put a foot wrong internationally, been outstanding at Everton, and picked up more clean sheets than his beloved Alisson over the last 2 years

Fucking Moron

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

RICHARLISON SAYS GOODBYE TO GOODISON

This is lovely. Nine games left at Goodison Park, and Richarlison—a man who played so passionately for Everton for 4 seasons—walks the turf one last time, saying goodbye to the Grand Old Home, scene of his finest moments in club football. We always think footballers have same passion as fans. Richarlison is the rare footballer who loved the club as much as it once loved him 💙💙 [📹 @ToffeeTVEFC]

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I like to feed my dog Mini Cheddars and pretend I'm a priest giving the body of Christ at communion. She likes the smokey BBQ best. Amen.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Following an internal investigation regarding David Coote, PGMOL have decided the best course of action to take here is...

Deduct Everton 10 points.

[Scousericey @scousericey]

'Alexa give me a definition of hypocrisy'
#efc

Credit @TFinnAgain

[ScouseScene @scousescene]

Today would have been John Lennon’s 84th birthday, every year the light in John’s old bedroom in Mendips is left on overnight to mark the former Beatles' birthday. #JohnLennon ❤️

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Must say, I proper don’t get our fans crying about this, it’s so unbelievably soft. Seen some people playing the mental health card man.

We’d have done the exact same if Pickford has thrown one into his own net. If you give it you’ve got to take it.

[𝗣𝗘𝗗 @PED7]

Tbh, I'm absolutely delighted we put that tweet out.

I'm sick of being the punching bag for everyone else, the laughing stock of the league.

Gordon deserves absolutely fuck all for the way he behaved in the last 6 months and the ppl in the club know that!

[Liam Fountain @Liam_Fountain]

Me to whoever started this trend of putting indie tunes over compilations of 00s footballers

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

Imagine telling this story without proof:

“I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.”

[Ed @eddo75]

No point in people kicking off about Breakdancing being in the Olympics

It’s like that

And that’s the way it is

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

“And here’s a routine I call Tracey’s Had A Few Vodkas”

[Eric Hoke @erichoke]

Vacation with kids isn’t vacation. It’s an away game. In the rain. At high altitude. And you’re losing.

[𝗣𝗘𝗗 @PED7]

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