Gary Caffrey

The piss mad King of England.

[Gary Caffrey @garycaffrey]

@DBro_FFB @CoachspeakIndex Following the NFL is a hellscape if you know how to correctly pronounce a name.

[Gary Caffrey @garycaffrey]

I thought smallpox was eradicated

[Dr Robert Bohan @RobertBohan]

This lad is known by Irish anti-Fascists as Litler. He’s upset because his deputy set up a diff extremist party & took €400,000 in gold bullion from the party’s safe. It’s quite the amusing rant. https://t.co/aPkqB7oVaZ

[Gary Caffrey @garycaffrey]

@JayinCee05 @Jack_Brentnall @UKSteelersPod @BrettKollmann He's in Ireland.

[costa @andrew_costa16]

“I remember talking to Bronny at breakfast this morning, I told him the tectonic plates don’t feel right today…”

[Gary Caffrey @garycaffrey]

@steveohrourke

[Michael Doormat @GlassHalfArsed]

That Leo Varadkar announcement must have been the equivalent of the Jurgen Klopp announcement but for landlords.

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

Starving Gazans Claim Kate Middleton Pictured In Rafah In Desperate Bid For World's Attention https://t.co/Cf9ui1q0L5

[James Maguire @JamesMaguire21]

Need some active owner for long running Superflex dynasty leagues on @MyFantasyLeague
Some great rosters available
#nfl #fantasyfootball

[PurpleUnkindness🐦‍⬛ @PBJordan87]

This on caught me off guard when I first seen it 😂😂

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Best of luck to everyone involved in Operation Hornets’ Nest

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

"A bullet found its way into the van and killed a 3 or 4-year-old young lady."

He is describing Israel killing a Palestinian child.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Franz Beckenbauer said that the 1966 World Cup final was the toughest game of his life.

The German football legend has passed away aged 78.

[Secretary Antony Blinken @SecBlinken]

This has been an extraordinarily dangerous year for press around the world. Many killed, many more wounded, hundreds detained, attacked, threatened, injured – simply for doing their jobs. I am profoundly grateful to the press for getting accurate, timely information to people.

[Will Mckenzie @mckenzie9_]

Biggest myth in football. Absolutely shite atmosphere for 85 minutes every game

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…

https://t.co/RDeDaWngWx

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

This morning I had to open a new bottle of milk, a new bag of coffee and a new box of cornflakes for the same breakfast. This is called a breakfast eclipse and it only happens once every six and a half years.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

You can tell Rowling didn't initially intend for Dumbledore to be gay otherwise she would have named him something like Fagworth Limpwristicus