The Coachspeak Index

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“We’re gonna be ready to get after New England’s ass. I cannot wait.”

“I’m bringing an extra pair of underwear and socks, and that’s it.”

Dan Campbell is the best

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Mike LaFleur’s first four pieces of injury coachspeak as a head coach:

(May 18) LaFleur expects Tip Reiman to be ready for training camp

LIE — Reiman is still out

(July 29) LaFleur says James Conner will get out there “in the near future, whatever that means to you”

LIE — Conner is still out

(August 2) LaFleur says he feels really good about Garrett Williams being ready to start the season

LIE — Williams wasn’t ready until Week 3

(August 3) LaFleur says he doesn’t expect Trey Benson’s knee to be a multi-week issue

LIE — Benson was released 3 weeks later, went unclaimed, and reverted back to the Cardinals’ roster, ending his season

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#Commanders GM Adam Peters on Antonio Williams:

“Every time we go to him, he comes through, man. And I feel like every play — whether he gets the ball, or not — he’s open… He also has just this innate ability to find spots and be a friendly target for the quarterback. So, he’s earned the right to get more targets”

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The Rams' updated injury report now has TE Terrance Ferguson ruled out for Sunday's game against the Commanders. Was originally listed on with an ankle injury, and based on the updated report, picked up a hamstring injury in practice today.

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@_Snickers69 “barring any sort of setbacks”

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#Chargers OC Mike McDaniel talking about Omarion Hampton and the RB rotation was the one useful piece of information in today’s 30+ minute presser

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Mike McDaniel’s pressers are routinely 3x as long as other coaches’ pressers

no one loves to drone on and on and on more than this guy

I wonder how many hours of productivity he wastes every week on chatterboxing

Chargers should relocate his office to the basement like Milton from Office Space

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Mike McDaniel’s pressers are routinely 3x as long as other coaches’ pressers

no one loves to drone on and on and on more than this guy

I wonder how many hours of productivity he wastes every week on chatterboxing

Chargers should relocate his office to the basement like Milton from Office Space

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@LateRoundQB

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Commanders beat is completely locked in and definitely up to date on NFL news

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@jagibbs_23 https://t.co/JsS8JMMYPO

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#Steelers HC Mike McCarthy described Rico Dowdle as “a bowling ball full of butcher knives” when they were together in Dallas

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@JoshNorris

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@AndrewKeesee no

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Liam Coen gets asked during a virtual presser about how Brian Thomas Jr. has handled the trade talks and drops, and you can hear a faint “Jesus Christ” from someone who’s in the room with Coen

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@FF_Bars the reporters were muted

I’m guessing it was the VP of comms, they’re often in the same room during these pressers

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#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald on Zach Charbonnet, Jadarian Price, and the plan for Monday night:

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a reporter finally called Sean Payton out for years of constantly stating that he wants to get Marvin Mims more touches, but rarely following through

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@jbcooter0 @ooooftw because I drafted well enough to overcome brutal injury luck through 6 weeks

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@ffb_victoria LaFleur has a history with Knight, and likes his running style

also has a hot hand philosophy

Knight is the hotter hand, coming into this week

not surprising to see him get a shot at early downs, even though it may seem that it’s coming out of nowhere