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[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

@pmdfoster They’re also uncomfortable as hell - basically 2 planks of wood with no cushioning - and unusable if you’re over 5 ft 8…

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

@IanDunt As a Brit now living near Paris, I’ve been telling my French friends all year that they would stop moaning about the Olympics as soon as they actually start, and as you say it’s been exactly the same as London in that regard :)

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

Yeah that joke’s a resigning matter

[Ken Gibson @lochterpark]

@bobservant He should let you have a go Bob. What’s the würst that can happen?

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Trying to convince the missus to watch The Wire. I told her it's the most intelligent, complex drama about policing and politics that I'd ever seen. She replied: 'Have you seen The Bill?'

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

This is extremely charming. I'm not sure I've seen this before.

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

Hi @martyn_plews , Roddy and Ewan wanted to share some pictures from our holiday - apparently you have to guess what country we’re in!

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

An essay on the beauty of the word cunt. Just in time for Easter.
https://t.co/Bq7LE9XRrL

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

@Eurostar why is it you are incapable of doing basic queue management for *one* train every hour? If you look at other transport hubs you’ll find they use things called “signs” to steer passengers to the correct queue, as opposed to word of mouth and rumour…

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

@anjgoswami Mine was more the urban jungle (Osaka)

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

And Charles will now ceremonially update his Facebook status to “King”

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

It’s time for a national conversation

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

Well this really confused me I can tell you.

[Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone]

Hi Gary is there any chance of following me? Thanks loads

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

Hope said 10 yr old appreciates him more than your first BDB gig partner did :)

[James Poole @jamesfromstoke]

On our way to see @badly_drawn_boy, a mere 23 years after the first time (Knitting Factory, NYC)… now with a 10 year-old in tow. She can’t wait.

[TheFastShow @TheFastShow1]

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

@AnoopRattan @ChiswickAndy Just unbelievably pathetic isn’t it…

[The Harry Enfield Show @HarryEnfield6]

Northern Relief

[Sean Kemp @Sean_Kemp]

Increasingly starting to believe that somewhere there's a person who claimed to be able to swiftly translate Spanish to English for a hefty fee, and is now getting increasingly nervous about what will happen when everyone actually reads the book https://t.co/UPiedZUqk8

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

@ChiswickAndy @AnoopRattan Well we know now…

[gary wallace @garyjwallace]

@ChiswickAndy @AnoopRattan Fantastic result today, must have been epic in the away end! Just wish Liverpool were in a position to take advantage of it…

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Well, I think @ivantoney24 has made his statement.