Gary MoneyMaker

Just a guy who loves money. WSOP champion 2003.

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@ChipotleTweets Why tf does this text say “Use this code at checkout” if you can’t use it at checkout in store????

Absolutely 0 mention of it having to be an online order. Literally just scammed me into buying two bowls. Might never go back.

Al pastor is fire tho.

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@TwelveBeezer Thanks man #charity

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

Why the fuck does this have to say -0.
I get it I’ve been down money the past 27 weeks. Don’t need that negative energy in my life.

Rock n’ Roll,
Moneymaker

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@MBJTheThird @NFL Can’t believe this. My fantasy team is cooked. Thanks for the speedy news, MBJ.

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@MBJTheThird How would you feel about running with the bulls #curiosity

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@MBJTheThird Grizzly bears will remember this tweet next time you’re in bear country

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

Oh no the White House is hosting a celebratory event on America’s 250th birthday that they are probably making money on????

How will Gavin Newsom and his $30 million net worth afford milk and eggs???

#pissingmethefuckoff
#letthekidsplay
#GavinNewsom
#ufc

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

when do the groceries get cheaper

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@MBJTheThird @cava @ChipotleTweets @barberitos @Moes_HQ Check Chipotle’s stock the past month #bozo

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@TwelveBeezer He has an operational air fryer that he makes meals in. Gotta retail for at least $29.99.

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

Really need a screwdriver to tighten my desk drawer.

Thinking about going to ask the homeless man outside my building if he has one - guy has an entire Walmart inventory in his shopping cart.

#onemanstrash #anothermanstreasure
#ivenevergivenhimanymoney

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

Doctor told me I had to keep my inflamed ankle “above heart height” to get swelling down. Been propping it on my desk while I work. Just joined a remote meeting with my camera on by accident and flashed my boss. #damnit #ballsack

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

Fortune favors the bold.

[rodd heff @RoddHeff]

lunchtime wordle @garymakesmoney

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@MBJTheThird Quote that’s always stuck with me : “The weight of a day spent in idleness is heavier than a day of honest work”.

If you don’t work a hard day then you’ll just feel like shit afterwards. You can only recharge your tank if you’re emptying it every day.

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@RoddHeff Faggy gotta be your new first guess. Throw your nuts on the table right off the bat.

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@MBJTheThird Bang! Bang! Bang!

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@RoddHeff Only thing I’ll get from Pub nowadays is a tender sub

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@RoddHeff Have you tried the new toasted italian at jimmy j’s? Total game changer

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@RoddHeff Drop the order, Heff #curiosity

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

Why is it that every time I drop my AirPods case the earbuds fly fucking 30 feet across the room??? @Apple

Like shouldn’t they just stay in the case? Wouldn’t that be safer for them?

Fix it - thanks.

#airpods #apple #wtf #confused

[Gary MoneyMaker @garymakesmoney]

@FrankBoogWoog Sounds like you need to find yourself a nice woman, Frank