mary

she/her • ACAB • BLM • am i important enough to say retweets ≠ endorsements?

[sam :) kattdo @L0NELYINCHICAGO]

the only reason I ever even joined this app was one direction

[mary @garymibbons]

chris christie’s commitment to being loud, dumb, and wrong is the kind of consistency we need from our leaders

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

“That’s Dan Campbell. He’s got no class, never has.”

Former NJ governor and Jerry Jones sycophant Chris Christie to @MadDogUnleashed on the Lions running trick plays against the Cowboys.

[mary @garymibbons]

i’m gonna be so normal this season i swear

[Æthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy]

unfortunately the clickhole states tees are quite good

[mary @garymibbons]

LiveNation Trust You Will Be Dealt With

[sam @samjxnes]

you obviously weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered on disney channel

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

that debate was grueling but I know what will be sure to cheer me up! a few words with my good friend, Chevron Deference, alive and well this morning as always

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i don’t gossip at work i circle back for important new interpersonal developments regarding workplace associates

[katie 🌻 @katiiemb]

red wings fans today

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me to my boss: Hey I have to wfh today, I couldn't answer the riddles three. Yep, they didn't let me across the bridge. I'll see you on Teams though.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

"What do you plan to do once you retire?"

Me:

[drusilla 🪰 @nocturnalbones]

Stepping out

[mary @garymibbons]

@DaddiBank chat is this real?

[mary @garymibbons]

what if we kissed at the kylie lip kit airport vending machine

[mary @garymibbons]

@rachelwinfieldx @AlsobrooksForMD so well-deserved!

[mary @garymibbons]

@armend_topllari idk what you’re talking about i would never be stupid enough to not fully crop an image

[mary @garymibbons]

@armend_topllari bro what are you talking about your name in my phone is literally armend “horse girl” topllari

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

the eras tour is back… boygenius and timothee chalamet on snl… HUGE week for people with tote bags and doc martens