Mr. Nicholls Says

Live updates of some of the dad jokes/funny stuff Mr. Nicholls says on a daily basis || run by m. doll & j. nichs

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dad: "your face looks exactly!"
me: "exactly like what...?"
dad: "exactly like my BUTT!"
dad: *cracks up* "ahh, an oldie but a goodie"

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If Mr. Nicholls has faith in his daughter that she can pass this tri then you know you can do it!

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"so it's spirit week at Berkshire and today's your favorite sports team" my dad says & he's wearing a United Soccer shirt #ultimatesoccerdad

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"fumble picked up by Maurice Kelly"
mr. nicholls: "OH YEAHHH GO MO!!! THAT'S MY BOY!!"

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dad: "you got any homework tonight?"
me: "yeah lots"
dad: "you start any of it at school today?"
me: "pshh, no"
dad: "that's my girl"

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dad: "ok it's after 7:00, go get ready"
me: "bro it's 7:01!!"
dad: "is that after 7???"
me: "well-"
dad: "I rest my case"

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"I hope they capture the taste of classic McDonald's burger pickles"

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"yeah thanks for making me watch this movie. I'm four tissues in and they're all soaked"

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dad: *keeps telling corny jokes*
me: "you really need to sleep"
dad: "I DO. THE JOKES GETTING WORSE"

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me: "I didn't know Moya was left handed"
dad: "bats left, throws right, catches with neither"

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in honor of Father's Day, here's a small collection of pics of mr. nicholls just bein a dad #notaregulardad #cooldad

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mr. nicholls enjoys his morning watching HSM2 while laying on the couch #summertime

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fans are crazy obsessed these days @DahviL

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I think mr. Nicholls was recognized more than the coaches and the players #soccerbanquet

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tonight, mr. nicholls rocked a sweater vest while attending the soccer banquet #fashionicon

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mr. nicholls is feeling pretty hip in his new shades!! #summerready

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YES IT'S TRUE!! TODAY IS MR. NICHOLLS'S BIRTHDAY!!!

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*talking about movie on tv*
me: "wait so what's the main girl's name?"
dad: "her name is: I Dyed My Hair But Forgot About My Eyebrows"