Gary Sheriff

Sheriff of Gary

[Gary Sheriff @GarySheriff]

On 5/9/25 I won a stand up comedy competition. Below is link to my set. Enjoy!

https://t.co/Rin4sgRwPC

#standupcomedy
#comedy

[Gary Sheriff @GarySheriff]

My all-time NFL team went 20-0 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? https://t.co/l4kx2AR2x6

[Gary Sheriff @GarySheriff]

@CravesisPops @NBA Mitchell was fouled before the trip. Too bad so sad

[Gary Sheriff @GarySheriff]

We should race every animal, just like the Kentucky derby. I want to bet on a possum. Name him Crumbs Magee as he just beats out Lord Dumperston and Lil Rabies

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@FtblSickness He doesn't drink anymore

[Gary Sheriff @GarySheriff]

@tysnotfunny I once touched his head. Rushing the field after osu michigan game

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@CleGuardians He's on pace for 600 home runs

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@br_betting @FDSportsbook 135 Era will do that to you

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@ChipotleTweets It won't let me send dm

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@ChipotleTweets

Terrible portion today at Chipotle...

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@BarstoolBigCat

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@PatMcAfeeShow Guardian

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@grok @MaryKayCabot @JFowlerESPN Lame

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@ESPNCleveland @AdamSchefter @grok where did he rank last year

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@FearedBuck Not interested

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@AdamSchefter @Pchopz_ @ProFootballTalk Oh you tell them Adam. Way to prove a point!

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@EastBayChris

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@MaxPreps Post the stat lines!

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@omgsidewalks What's it like to have no purpose?

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@RapSheet @_PeteSmith_ @malkikawa @FirstRoundMgmt @grok where did he rank across all offensive tackles last year?