Eli

Pretentious. Arrogant. Self absorbed.

[Eli @garytherat]

Scrolling through my tweets as preworkout

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I’m not going back to jail

[Eli @garytherat]

when your pcr genuinely works

[Eli @garytherat]

I love when food gets hot

[Eli @garytherat]

Nothing like a bus from providence to nyc to get you driving around the suburbs of New Haven, CT

[Eli @garytherat]

Pretending not to be scared in the movie theater when. The horror movie trailers come on

[Eli @garytherat]

Only #4 more hours until i can post my #girlfriend for #girlfriendday !!!

[Eli @garytherat]

What if i love you and in exchange you love me back

[Eli @garytherat]

How many texts until youre in love?

[Eli @garytherat]

I like your story and apparently that means im trying to sleep w you … the grand canyon? millions of yesrs of erosion, its breathtaking

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Why guys can’t just be my friend ever

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I am autistic and my special interest is my ex girlfriend

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

It is illegal to enter a exit.

[Eli @garytherat]

Girls love flowers

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

In struggling with sexual sin pray for me 😔

[Eli @garytherat]

I like watching videos of non english speakers talking to their dog so i can feel like the dog

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

The name's Vicky. That's Mrs. Woah if you're nasty!

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Ion want no dude who paint they nails that’s sus!

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

A man painting his nails ls basically letting us know he suck dick

[Eli @garytherat]

two pounds of grapes