Love cooking dinner for kids while they’re screaming at you and cutting it up into nice bite sized pieces and burning your fucking hands in the process and then they’re just like nah
Very sternly told my 3 year old to eat her muffin at the table, so naturally she came into the living room and stared me in the eyes while she crumpled it up.
@tgrotex Maria and I sat down to eat at our semi-clean table and the air conditioner was dripping on her and I was like “this is gonna be so fuckin good”
So there I was in the softball complex parking lot in full softball uniform, rippin a cig, drinking a tall boy, jammin to some Limp Bizkit. Not sure how much cooler I could be…