still hiring

byo pinstripes. stealth but hiring (contains multitudes). generalized shitposting @gasnerpants

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

@isosteph yo

[crystal widjaja @crystalwidjaja]

By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk about sensible monolith designs, not microservices.

[locked-mutex deallocator @leftpaddotpy]

being impatient and easily annoyed driven development

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

sharepoint is quietly just an amazing product

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

off by one errors (and cache misses) are both naming problems

[Omar Rizwan @rsnous]

programming practice where you spend most of your time reading diffs instead of reading code or documentation

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

@ztownsend Run Silent Run Deep? Das Boot?

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

what is the greatest submarine movie?

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

zero knowledge proofs seem like impossible magic to laypeople

[Andy Tran @andy23tran]

What's going on here?

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

https://t.co/u4jkLKFgcj

[Kaj Sotala @xuenay]

Wild thread with quotes about people who aren't impressed by image generation apps like DALL-E, because they thought that this is what computers already do and that Photoshop also just draws you whatever you tell it to draw.

https://t.co/jchrNn5uBx

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

https://t.co/Es0W0bGPUx

[girlboss in tech @girlbossintech]

You can’t fix her you can barely fix your python package version control environment

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

great DAO project https://t.co/D9lTHGStWx

[FatMan @FatManTerra]

I dare someone from CT to buy this yacht in the liquidation auction and name it the Zhupermobile. I will personally chip in $9 in ETH for this endeavour. This beauty will become a truly glorious piece of crypto history.

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

https://t.co/irbmzwNqKJ

[Cobie @cobie]

Crypto VCs that spent the last 3 years cyclically instadumping seed rounds are now reneging on hard funding commitments they made to founders or companies while simultaneously writing snarky tweets about how everyone is failing except them 💪

[swyx @swyx]

Every so often I love to be reminded of the biggest devtools bizdev fail of all time

https://t.co/qEYYeWrdCV

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

this zoomer branding… everything looks like a crypto project

[Louis @louispotok]

what drugs do we think they were on

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

when the VC asks you to send *them* a term sheet

[still hiring @gasnerslacks]

https://t.co/lJgpk9UAwG

[naomi (forgetful functor) @fixedpointfae]

do you ever think about how the industry-standard way of configuring C projects is to generate a script that tests the host C compiler against hundreds of dummy programs, reporting whether or not they throw errors