W.D. Gaster

|[ Based on character by Toby Fox :: #UndertaleRP :: Unsourced art is my own ]|

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

// it's been 4,5 years since I started this account. I have graduated, changed 2 jobs, moved abroad, learned a new language - yet I'm still living off memes, minimal amount of sleep and sheer spite whilst barely leaving the house.
Sometimes it does still feel like 2015

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

// ah yes, the good old days when RP threads were as long as the call-out threads

[sans @undertale_sans]

\\ thorn: so much drama in this utrp!
me: *laughs in old utrper*

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

// This makes me remember why exactly I joined UTRP in the first place

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

[I'm a gentleman, I would have hand-delivered a DTF application.]

[Toriel Dreemurr @TorielTales]

Gaster just invaded my DMs he must’ve heard I’m a single mother.

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@TorielTales [My condolences.]

[I was absent for months, and not a single day goes by without someone sliding into my mentions and calling me "dad".]

[Filtering by only the authors that I follow helped put my soul at peace.]

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

// accidentally pressing the wrong key on TweetDeck is a risky business

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@TorielTales [Okay, but hear me out.]

[What if it was a blaster machine gun--]

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@TorielTales [Same energy.]

[Toriel Dreemurr @TorielTales]

Some say to this day, you can still hear the ringing of her rifle shots and the casings hitting the RUINs floor shortly after an illiterate child falls into them.

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

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[Handwriter ✍ @cboardblues]

I ran out of my capacity to make effort, but not the creative energy

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@satansclaws < But, what I can tell you, is that he's less likely to fight, than he is to deceive. He won't try directly causing you physical harm before exhausting other options.]

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@satansclaws < Forces that drives him are different than from any one single Universe.]

He turns away from the glass again, folding hands behind his back.

[There is no solid origin I could point you to, unfortunately. He may choose not to present the way I expect, either. >

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@nuisans_UF @undertale_sans AH.

*G sets the jar with his balm on the table, recalling the disembodied hands away from the two*

WELL, PLEASE RINSE OUT WELL IN THE SHOWERS.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@undertale_sans @nuisans_UF < AT THIS RATE YOU MAY END UP WITH A WAY LESS PLESSANT SURPRISE THAN JUST A ONE-ON-ONE CONVERSATION WITH ME.

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@undertale_sans @nuisans_UF < ...AND FIND A WAY TO STOP YOUR HUSBAND FROM TRUSTING THE LIKES OF ME SO EASILY. THAT IS A DOMESTICATED FELL IF I EVER SEEN ONE. HE CLEARLY FORGOT HOW TO BE AFRAID OF MONSTERS ALONG WITH EVERYTHING I'D DONE TO HIM. >

[W.D. Gaster @gaster_wd]

@undertale_sans @nuisans_UF I SHALL LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU. IT'S GOING TO BE RISKY NO MATTER WHAT. YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER PERSUADING THE CAT TO NOT PUT HIS OWN LIFE ON THE LINE FOR A GASTER YOURSELF, THOUGH.

*G moves the chair back from between the seats and stretches. One of his hands pats Uffs' head* >