The Final Witness

FORMER RUGWORLD EMPLOYEE.
I'm blasting.

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

This is what you will look like when you go to heaven

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

@goatmonty Fresh, not so bad. Old and dry the smell is putrid

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

@goatmonty Depends on age for sure

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

Are we feeling like the cyclops or the minotaur today

[juicer @juicerrrrrrrrr]

THIS IS MY PRIVATE LIFE!!!!!!!!!

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

I am a learn-ed Jit who was hardened by the battlefield

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

You had me at smile

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

@jennifersrude I've been enjoying via osmosis. I know a few people watching it and it's all they talk about

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

I fucking love being a Capricorn

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

homestuck 2026

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

self portrait of me and my casio

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

I told my boss I wanted to start collecting pulp sci-fi and gave me some to start with :~)

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

Painting "live laugh love" on the bottom of every pair of jordans

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

@jennifersrude Like a no-lifer Xbox person or someone who does the wordle

[Bog Boy @BigGuthrum]

Even the most novice perfumer can recite The Book of 1000 Stinks by heart

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

Fuck with me and I'll make a bugs life a true story

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

@jennifersrude Thank God
I want to be an isopod

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

Impossible to do anything genuine without being called performative

[The Final Witness @gatakus]

Please Michael is my father's name. Call me Mike. Call me Mike again

[juicer @juicerrrrrrrrr]

On my planet we have an old saying: Hello