Jason

founder of all things trendy

[Jason @gatekeptswag]

bicyclists act so entitled on the road like i don’t control whether you live or die

[New Mentalities @NewMentalities]

BE SELF-CENTERED IT’S LITERALLY YOUR LIFE

[Steez Slaton 🪙 @FearOfPieces]

Nigga think he Edge I don't give a fuck bout you nigga lmao

[$ @jxtsummer]

my prime ends at my funeral

[Miguel @ykkmiguel2]

nao importa quanto tempo vc tenha perdido salve o resto da sua vida

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

all road leads to a swag upgrade

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

“SpotifyGPT, remove Chris Brown at the end of Superhero”

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

My prime ends at my funeral

[MC, esq. 🇦🇱 @magicamaj]

You don’t have a prime when you’re timeless.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

construction workers after blocking off 3 lanes of traffic just to do nothing for 5 years

[Naval @naval]

Envy is a sign that you ought to be doing more with your life.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Me going to college for 4 years just for the job market to crash when I graduate

[Grant Lannin @retirementkeys]

Bitches be like “emotional intelligence >>>” & then be 2 retarded to understand sarcasm

[ant @pcstandfor]

I Got PTSD people That should die💯

[derinsola🩷 @ad3rinsola]

Anytime someone bio say “NY/NJ” they are 100% from jersey lmfaooo

[Larissa @LariMitaka]

How it felt to stop faking being sick after your mom lets you stay at home

[lynk @lynk0x]

Taxes are weird cause I don’t remember the government being in the trenches with me.

[Jason @gatekeptswag]

@JM2FC it’s because you left

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

The gorilla after he kills us all

[Luke Belmar 👽 @lukebelmar]

If you are an atheist you are retarded