J.P.

Just got out of court, the judge said I’m the realest he ever seen.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

#MakeCrimeIllegalAgain

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@Cardinals @MLBONFOX @KMOXSports Every game I go to, our stars are hurt or benched. Boooooooo

[Machiavelli @TheRISEofROD]

The only people who don’t agree are retarded.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@charliekirk11 Spend time fixing the way your mouth moves when you speak

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@iamnotmattt @RealSlimBrady13 Oh you mean the first basemen?

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@JardnerGack @BRWalkoff Or just clear minded

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@JardnerGack @BRWalkoff You don’t understand anything about my page lol you live in LA, your opinion on politics aren’t even acknowledged in the real world 😭😭

[1stclassclips @1stclassclips]

arg, I am dan crenshaw🏴‍☠️

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@MayNotBeJoking @ninoboxer I don’t see what showing off your penis does for humanity either, but I guess we just won’t talk about it.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@ninoboxer I love when they turn the camera away only whenever the action occurs. Just amazing. Exactly what we all asked for.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@JardnerGack @BRWalkoff You know who else does that? Ryan Yarbrough. Does he get 10 posts a week? I don’t think so. Eat your own ass.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@NoaMagid @PreislerKa Anybody got a light?

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@JardnerGack @BRWalkoff Okay that’s cute and all but they have literally made like 4 posts a day since he came back from his injury. No matter what you say, they’re glazing. So are you.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@Braden_4198 @TalkinBaseball_ You’re thinking so surface level, it’s honestly hilarious to see you put up this childish argument. Like, I’m not saying Clayton isn’t good, but they equally have stats in their respective eras that never would properly translate to one another. You’re letting modernity kill ya.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@Threepea851 @Braden_4198 @TalkinBaseball_ Are you dumb? Clayton has one no hitter compared to Sandy’s 4 AND a perfect game. Clayton Kershaw was never capable of touching up 98-99 MPH you feeble little 🤡

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@Braden_4198 @TalkinBaseball_ That’s not the “entire point”. If that’s all you get from it, then you don’t respect or understand the pitcher position as a whole.

The pitcher controls the entire flow of the game, and that affects a multitude of different factors which you’re to ignorant to consider.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@Braden_4198 @TalkinBaseball_ Okay, neat. Not everything is about ERA.

Koufax pitched 4 no-hitters, a perfect game, 300+ K seasons 3 times. Not to mention his near perfect run in every WS he appeared in.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@hedo_ist

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@Braden_4198 @TalkinBaseball_ “Best left handed pitcher”

Bruh forgot about Sandy Koufax.

[J.P. @gatewaybirds]

@VincentLira1 @BRWalkoff Probably in like a year or two