Hatherine Jayne

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

@HitFix "HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS A STOOL?! IDIOT!" #WinBobAndDavid

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

I'm in the most recent #hbolooking. For the 4 people who follow me, go look for it, make comments before my career blows up. #ep5.

[Amoeba San Francisco @AmoebaSF]

We have a pair of tix to see Swedish singer/pianist ANNA VON HAUSSWOLFF w/ Noveller on Mon 12/16 @rickshawstopsf! Retweet for chance to win!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you're glad insurance companies can no longer put lifetime limits on people's coverage. #Obamacare

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

bleed on his food

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

I admit that the toilet my life is in is one of those fancy heated ones they have in Japantown. #perspective #toiletworld #stillatoilet

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

When you don't keep up with our words w/friends game, the 2nd thing I worry about is your gastrointestinal health #privatetime #nutrition

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

Just read job post for 'soccer and poetry camp staff.' Praying this is not a misplaced modifier but rather the best camp ever #fakecareer

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

#oscars takeaway: I will go gluten-free if KStew allows me to appear alongside her in public to help her look lucid and kind by comparison.

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

No B.S--you get half the award and half the time, sound nerds. Sorry. @oscars @oscarstie

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

DANIEL DAY LEWIS LOOOVVVVED TED! SO MUCH! #woohoo #oscars

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

SHOW US THE COSTUMES PLEASE IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M WATCHING THIS #costumerage

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

@Robolittle: This doesn't work if you're just having a good time watching the oscars.

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

"The Tiger's Canadian?"-Will

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

Wish I knew the purpose of the animatedshorts quarantine balcony/corral.

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

Made solemn promise to @Robolittle to live-tweet the Oscars--this is a night that we all pretend that we matter. #abjecthumility #noaudience

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

Maybe lost points with new coworkers with my physical shock at pope quitting, or my approval of pope jeanpaulwhateveritwas #lapsedcatholic

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

Our orphanage finally has a dog! #anniethemusical #highmaintenanceguests http://t.co/Pk6waa3k

[The Onion @TheOnion]

U.S.P.S.: "If Americans decide to finally nut up and mail some fucking letters, they know where the mailbox is." http://t.co/yxGYz4uK

[Hatherine Jayne @gathysphere]

Every time you use your sodastream, a small business fails. #dreambig