Jim Rockwood

I used to seek transcendence. Now I drink & lie about being a roadie for ABBA.

Currently: writing things & punishing a Telecaster like it shot the Pope.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@lisa_dreher97 You'll do great. It'll prob still be humiliating.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@lisa_dreher97 Figured math must be good for something. But really, I'm just glad the girls have found a proper home.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@lisa_dreher97 Great, Hank Williamsy line from TVZ.

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@trentsch16 @MBTA We left DTX an hour and 47 minutes ago and are sitting still at Wollaston. This isn't reduced service, it's kidnapping.

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@MBTA Got on a Braintree bound train at DTX @ 7:30..An hour and a half later we're still sitting at Wollaston Station. You might want to revise those delays X 10 or 11. Total crap show.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@lisa_dreher97 I’ve been eating a lot of noodles recently. Making your own scratch noods is ambitious enough to inspire worship.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@heyitsstevi White people do have ugly ass-hair. That shouty guy must've cut himself shaving.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@lisa_dreher97 I enjoyed this. The pass should’ve been his parents’ safe word. OK, so maybe not.

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@lisa_dreher97 + all the great cinema, writing and songs that are based around telephones in general. Someone should re-do classic telephone scenes where the POV character has a cell and headphones and keeps getting interrupted by an Eastern European Uber driver w/ no map skills.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@lisa_dreher97 If you mean insanely hot, I agree. If you mean clinically insane I have experience, but no official license to offer an opinion.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@lisa_dreher97 So sorry about your dad. It's working it's way through my family like an unstoppable rot etc Hope you're well.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@lisa_dreher97 That sucks. Only jerks should get sick. I sincerely hope you're back to being perfect, soon.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@AlviGunilla I think most elections could be decided by thumb-wrestling and an elimination round of true/false trivia questions. In particularly close elections, the winner would be chosen according to who was the least ticklish. Standards for ticklishness would be science-based and rigorous.

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@jackiemccaffrey @ggreenwald Glenn doesn't like his posh accent. Guess that makes his ridiculous double-standard about which 'Hitler' accusations are important okay.

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@lisa_dreher97 I shall refer to you privately as Dimebag Dreher for an unspecified period of time. Enjoy Yer Birthday!!! https://t.co/8eAdWAQW7g

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@ianmiles Doesn't sound very "non-governmental" to me.

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

@melissa68834184 I think this may be a fake you. Are you the real you? It's all so confusing. https://t.co/FiQAmtTBLu

[Jim Rockwood @gaucheboy]

Vintage yucks: What do you do w/ 365 used condoms? Melt 'em down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear. (p.s. they aways referred to galoshes as 'rubbers.' This confused me when I was a kid. Everything else confuses me now. Have a great weekend!! https://t.co/NN3rqvVYjP

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@rickygervais Hope it worked out for you. You're never too old to dream.

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@Variety Too funny to not take the piss. But Dame Helen is still an acting powerhouse and a gift to the world.