Gaurang Goswami

Paediatrics Resident | Interested in Medicine, Music, Tech, NBA, Coffee and Football.

[Anyaa @Heyyanyaa]

My 2025 Achievements

January: None, Wasted
February: None, Wasted
March: None, Wasted
April: None, Wasted
May: None, Wasted
June: None, Wasted
July: None, Wasted
August: None, Wasted
September: None, Wasted
October: None, Wasted
November: None, Wasted
December: None, Halfway Wasted.

[Gaurang Goswami @gaurang53]

@OneCardHelp can't login to my account. SIM Verification failed message keeps on popping again and again.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

“hmm rooney and Ronaldo seem cool, maybe i should start supporting…”

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Never forget when Hank Hill struggled to remove the cap on a can of WD-40, he grabbed a smaller can of WD-40 to loosen it 😭

[Vaibhav Kokat @ivaibhavk]

Shivraj Singh Chouhan seems to have discovered a very simple election formula and now almost every political leader is copying it.

As elections get closer, governments start giving direct cash benefits to about 20–30% of voters, mainly women. The goal is obvious: secure their votes. This has quietly become the easiest way to win.

The problem is, nobody seems to have a solution. And if this trend continues, even in 2029 we might see the national focus shift to big cash transfers for women voters especially if Modi decides to use this model at the central level.

Somewhere along the line, giving out money has become more important than real development. Policies are now being made for quick election gains, not long term progress and that’s the real price the country is paying.

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

"Check their bio"
"How do I fit this in my header"

Touch grass.

[Abhinav Kukreja @kukreja_abhinav]

It’s honestly really surprising and sad how many people fail to grasp the simple idea that a problem can have multiple contributing factors

[Sam Altman @sama]

GPT-6 will be renamed GPT-6-7, you're welcome

[Gaurang Goswami @gaurang53]

Wemby for MVP

[Premier League @premierleague]

From chance missed, to chance taken 🫶

Harry Maguire, matchwinner 😤

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎙️ | Fabrizio Romano with a special message for Harry Maguire on Instagram:

"Harry Maguire deserves a special post, in my opinion. Might sound as a different one… but I believe it’s worth it, for football fans and not only.

"Just few days after his late goal at Anfield, becoming Man United’s unexpected hero (once again…), Harry’s story from these years keeps going round in my mind.

"It’s too easy now to forget what happened, what he’s had to go through for years and years since he joined Manchester United for that huge transfer fee in 2019.

"But players don’t control the transfer fee… that’s just about the clubs. They’re not robots. They usually try their best to perform, and sometimes it doesn’t work.

"Harry didn’t have any responsibility for that fee… but the level of abuse, attack, stupid posts, “memes” and unfortunately much more on all social media platforms has been something unprecedented. It was horrible.

"Imagine every week, getting abused just because your performances are not the best ones at your job. It can happen to anyone… but with Harry, what he suffered (and he wasn’t the only player underperforming, not at all…), that was way too much. That was unacceptable.

"Also, I’m sure 50% of people attacking him especially from abroad didn’t even follow or watch the games. It was just easy method: turn on your account, make fun of Maguire. But football is a lovely jungle sometimes.

"Harry never complained. Never overreacted. Never commented or hit back to anyone. Hard work. Keep going. Never giving up. Follow your dream to be Man United player at best level possible.

"No more captain’s armband? Also no problem. Stay focused. Help your teammates. Play at your best and give 100% in every game or training session.

"Maguire wasn’t a terrible player back then, he’s not a Ballon d’Or today. It’s about moments. Football, sport, life. A story valid for all the football fans, players, also other sports’ lovers… and normal people.

"After Anfield goal, he said: “I’m so happy because I’ve been in love with this club for years… and because for one day, our fans can be happy. They deserve it”.

"Let people talk. Let people criticise. Don’t give up on your dreams. Work harder. Give your best, always… and then beautiful things will come. ❤️👊🏼"

[Ahmedd🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

Monday mornings when Manchester United won a game of football

[Aashish🔰 @DrAashish_]

Thing about time is... It changes!!!

#LIVMUN

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

Delhi it time to set tone.

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Boys' life after 20's is like playing against Atletico Madrid after they score

[𝔐𝔽𝓩 @mean_field_zane]

When the theorems have Greek names, they’re elementary.

When they have French names, they’re getting interesting.

When they have German names, you’re taking a college class.

When they get British names, you’re taking a graduate-level class.

When the theorems have American names, you’re in for extreme difficulty.

When the theorems have Japanese names, you’re cooked.

[Gaurang Goswami @gaurang53]

@spigen Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra