Gaurav Dave

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@PuneCityPolice can I home deliver mangoes during this lockdown period? Do I need a special permission/roads for it?

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@Flipkart can you please look into an order? It has been a few days since your customer support have been of no real support. I am waiting for an.order and would just like to know a date on which it will be delivered. Order- OD119441796354022000

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

If you have any shred of shame then you will look into my claim and atleast get back to me saying that you have received the documents. I feel like I am just sending out the documents and you guys are throwing it away in a dustbin.
Claim ID - OC-21-1100-8429-00000013

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

.@BajajAllianz please change your tag line from caringly yours to we don't give a damn about our customers after they have paid the premiums. I have been trying to get a reimbursement since the last 45 days and have not been able to reach you guys. No one answers the phone,

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

Or emails. The people at the office seem to have no idea how and where the claims are processed. They just guide me to the customer care number which is nothing but just a pathetic excuse to delay the claim. Officially the worst service I have received from any business till date

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@PuneCityPolice Is it true that absolutely no shops (milk,groceries,medical) will be open from tomorrow till further notice? Its something I read on whatsapp. Please confirm.

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@SerSanket Took you way too long.

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@AXA_BS @Uber Will this happen at AXABS anytime soon?

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@meghneelgore hey! Good to know you are an atheist too :) follow @TheTweetOfGod for some hilarious tweets.

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

Travel to Thailand, Indonesia, Nicaragua or Portugal with TourRadar and FnEZ! #LifesABeach #gotouring https://t.co/JCrJhB66Em

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@TheHighSpirits @absolutelydanny has performed in Antwerp, Singapore and Amsterdam. #ContestofTheDay

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@TheHighSpirits #Paji performed in Fusion Festival, Fête de la Musique. #ContestofTheDay

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@TheHighSpirits @absolutelydanny is employed by Vir Das #ContestofTheDay

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Say what you will about them, Atheists never cause traffic jams. #calmdown

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Ganesh seems like the only guest who comes to your home and waits 11 days before he uses the pool. Quite polite. #calmdown

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

Stand-up, improv, TV and movies. He nailed every aspect of comedy. A true comedy genius. #RIProbinwilliams

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I need to be constantly told how great I am because even though I am omnipotent and omniscient I am emotionally needy. #NotInconsistent

[Gaurav Dave @gauravtheway]

@TheBanat true that!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Sometimes I pray to Myself. I don’t answer those either.