Grace

[James @CaucasianJames]

pitbull could be anywhere right now. he’s mr. worldwide. he could be in brazil or ur basement. u just never know

[Illinois Football @IlliniFootball]

No #Illini fans, you weren't dreaming. 🤗

[Naijaboy @naijajoke]

Is “buttcheeks” one word? Or should I spread them apart...

[James @CaucasianJames]

feel like mike wazowski could’ve really benefited from cbd

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I sing along to all of the Nancy Minaj songs except when she uses toilet language

[hooligan @qquinterojulian]

no one:

2010 me:

[Grace @gavellar8]

@JocRobledo Can I see it

[Grace @gavellar8]

@JocRobledo Who took this

[James @CaucasianJames]

Me looking through my crush’s liked tweets to see who I’m competing against

[James @CaucasianJames]

Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live

Me:

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I got fat trying to diet

[Bay Area Humor @BayAreaHumor]

You’re definitely from the Bay you know this by heart:

“Now you have a friend in the diamond business. The Shane Company, in Cupertino, San Mateo and Walnut Creek. Open weekdays till 8, Saturday and Sunday till 5, online @ https://t.co/ZIoq1KpLbG

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

You're not from California if you don't know how to properly pronounce:

Yosemite
La Jolla
Rodeo Drive
Poway
El Cajon
Ojai
Soledad
Concord
Ygnacio Valley
Los Banos
Los Gatos
Coachella
Paso Robles
La Cienega
San Joaquin
Rancho Cucamonga
Soquel
Lompoc
Temecula

[Bay Area Humor @BayAreaHumor]

No matter where life takes you, Bay Area is always home.

[Andre D Thompson @AndreDThompson]

Me leaving the pot in the sink because “it needs to soak”