and garfunkel

I can(t) do a kick flip

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

I went to the @Lakers game last night and watched my Lakers get beat by the Warriors 119-109.

[Jordan Clarkson @JordanClarksons]

🕯️ out, always love 🖤

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of his favorite actors.

He told Ben Stiller that "A lot of times I’ve played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny... but nobody knew"

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

‘DUNE: MESSIAH’ begins filming in two weeks.

Starring Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Florence Pugh, Anya Taylor-Joy, Rebecca Ferguson and Robert Pattinson.

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Coming in 2026

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Oh get the fuck out of here. Come on.

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Savannah Bananas would never be fun for me. Sports are not about neat little tricks. Sports are about Hate

[🐘🧀 @DangMarquis]

Kelce was gone propose if they won lmaoooo keep that ring in yo pocket cracka

[Jordan Clarkson @JordanClarksons]

UT🖤H

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

3 min left, 4Q:
Warriors 122
Jazz 111

Final:
Warriors 128
Jazz 131

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Do you think members of the Kennedy family blame minor things on the Kennedy Curse? Like a delicious looking turkey sandwich is dry and they're just like "When will this nightmare be ovah"

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I was the White House staffer who decided that Biden should swallow an entire pineapple whole and then hold his breath and do a few spins before this debate

[reid @thereidfeed]

what we need up there right now is a professional yapper, someone tap her in

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Pleading insanity in small claims court

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

JORDAN CLARKSON HAS DONE IT!!

One of the longest-running NBA droughts is officially over.

For the first time since February 13th, 2008: a Utah Jazz player has recorded a regular season triple-double.

[Tony Jones @Tjonesonthenba]

AND THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan Clarkson has the first triple double for the Utah Jazz since 2008

[Jordan Clarkson @JordanClarksons]

thankful for utah