getintouchwithgav

Northerner now based in NW Germany, doing my best to get by 👨‍🏫

[getintouchwithgav @gavinmoss]

@8bitnortherner @thecabaretgeek Manky!Manky!Manky! 😄

[getintouchwithgav @gavinmoss]

Is it just me or does Schnitzel urlaub sound like the female version of a sausage fest ? I'm giggling thru an all-u-can eat Schnitzel buffet!!

[getintouchwithgav @gavinmoss]

Either do the action or say "Chefs kiss". Doing both is redundant and boils my piss😡😤😡

[getintouchwithgav @gavinmoss]

Do you think she's spent her whole life saying,"It's like Pamela, with a K!"?

[getintouchwithgav @gavinmoss]

It's just football, people. Get a grip !

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

There was NEVER anything wrong with wired earphones. The tiny inconvenience of a thin wire was nothing compared to the fuckaboutery involved with wireless ones.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

List of reasons to have a cup of tea:

-You’ve received good news
-You’ve received bad news
-You’re thirsty
-You’re tired
-You’re cold
-You’re under the weather
-You’re bored
-You need a break
-To make up after an argument
-Because someone else is having one
-To be polite
-Because you’re back from holiday
-Because biscuits are dry
-Because it’s a day ending in Y
-Just because you want one and you don’t ever need a reason so actually just ignore this list

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

On a side note, don’t just state “yes” when asked if you take sugar. Use the opportunity to state the amount you require. No follow-up question should be needed.

[getintouchwithgav @gavinmoss]

@thecabaretgeek And my Lily is a popping !

[getintouchwithgav @gavinmoss]

@thecabaretgeek "And fanny's your...."

[The Bee Guy @the_beeguy]

Queen #BUMBLEBEES - HELP THEM OUT!
Another Spring Saturday morning with @the_beeguy (follow him - he’s good, possibly even the best! 😊) means another vital thread concerning #bumblebee queens at this time of year!
Please #retweet/#share as EVERY QUEEN BEE THAT SURVIVES GETS TO ESTABLISH A NEST that otherwise would not happen. This has knock on effects going forward. Let me explain.
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#bees

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Rishi Sunak's Government has quietly closed the Ukraine Family Scheme from 3PM today. It means a big reduction in those Ukrainians eligible for refuge with family members in the UK. Grandchildren, siblings and other family members now excluded

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

Roses are red
Violets are woke
Hercules loved ladies
And many a bloke

#HappyValentinesDay

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

It didn’t need an ITV drama to bring this about. The government has known about this scandal for years and simply stood by as hundreds of people had their lives destroyed.

[getintouchwithgav @gavinmoss]

This year's life lesson, learned on panto,is that most things can be fixed with cotton buds and mascara glue 🧚

[Binyizdabbalah @FunkadelicHorse]

And to Blackpool Tower, which was NOT on fire.