Turd Ferguson

Birthed from a pod, fueled by vodka and benzedrine i have flourished in my alien surroundings. - Viva La Causa

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Happy Independence Day!! Back in the 60's Ma Kates would eat mushrooms and shoot Roman candles out of both holes. #doublebarrelpinkandstink!

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Ma Kates just flew back to LA. At the airport she hit a rock in the bathroom and shit herself in the boarding line. What an exit! #brownbot

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

#wakeandbake

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 Conway is my cousinConway is my cousinConway is my cousinConway is my cousinConway is my cousinConway is my cousin#pillar

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 Hey Doll!!Happy Father's Day. #lifesaved#imjustamantryingtodowhatsright#redcommiebastard#heyson#fartblossom#sheownsatowningeorgia

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Ma Kates just flew back in from LA !!!! She brought gifts for me: a zoot stick and a cigarette from a dispensary, whatever that is#imhungry

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Ma Kates once had a liquor cycle that would run 80MPH. She was hell on the road after a few hot toddies. #closeoneeyetostopdoublevision

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 Finer things: I thought that was why she wore those white gloves. Turns out she was a long time B&Eer. #sneakinlikeaviper

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 she baaaad too

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 Ma Kates was a commie

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 they've been known to frequent places where homosexual delinquents congregate. I might have seen them in a snuff film once?

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 Ma Kates left Raindy and his brutha Dainny her weapons collection: piano wire & a shiv. #swoopdownlikeahawktotakeoutmyprey

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Doll, I still have one of those teeth. Ma Kates also gave me knife she used on a union thug when he tried to give her a Pittsburgh platter

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 she also ran a three card monty game in front of a liquor store. She made some money but lost a few teeth too. #lot lizard

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Ma Kates claimed to be carrying his child but at birth the child was black. So maybe it was Charlie Pride. #key parties

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Poolside, June Carter tunes. Memories of when Ma Kates was a groupie with Johnny Cash.

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Father meandays parenting tip of the day: Keep your kids in poverty and blame it on Shawn and Greg's kids. #dukebreath #browniesucksdick

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

@bobbit001 very nice great good ok

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

Raindy and Dainny used to love playing in the rain with Ma Kates. Those were some gay old times. #brothercousinbrothercousindissmissed!!

[Turd Ferguson @gayedgarhoover]

This is what happened the last time me and Ma Kates got hammered together.