Gaz

[lou @lou_tredaway]

Hahahah fuckin hell he's off his nut

[Ray Bradshaw @comedyray]

Shite when you spend ages trying to argue that Thistle fans aren't all middle class and then you walk into the Firhill toilets and see a bottle of merlot.

[Seville Calculator @SevilleCalculat]

Did Chris Sutton write a column about the SFA conspiracy that ensured Scott Brown escaped punishment for this? 🤔

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

me: giraffes experience a longer day than humans because they see the sun rise earlier and set later

uber driver: listen pal, animals can’t conceptualize time

[Matt Selman @mattselman]

Maggie is in photo on wall behind Marge telling Homer she’s pregnant with Maggie

[Still Game @StillGameReacts]

“Footballs coming home”

Naw it isny.

[Gaz @Gazbcul]

@conhaining Get this up on aw the walls.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

When she got a booty https://t.co/HuYyhDdRiU

[winnie @harrywinn_]

Banned from butlins for life but what a weekend😂

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

"We'd be rich if you just said one fucking word"

- me, drunk, talking to my dog

[sunshinekid @sunshinekid10]

“You’re just a shite Jack Sparrow” hahahahahahaha

[Cal Rae @CalRae67]

Scottish football keepin it real

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Have you been up all night eating cheese?"
"I think I'm blind."

[Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1]

Joey Barton calling Scottish football “pathetic” the equivalent of Begbie saying ‘I didn’t even want the money anyway’ after trashing the hotel room

[LADbible @ladbible]

'My dog comes to collect his food every time I do a food shop' 😂

[MattBozyD @MattBozyD]

14) https://t.co/LMlSL0X7G7

[MattBozyD @MattBozyD]

2) https://t.co/bKy8mC6U8p

[MattBozyD @MattBozyD]

21) https://t.co/H3u3sVkHqs