J. Seaton

Hero to many, thoughtful lover and eggcalent speller.

[J. Seaton @seatonj06]

Gonna be internet famous

[Scott Walker @scottwalker88]

Lyrics of Randy Newman’s “Left Foot, Right Food,” an all-new song written exclusively for the end of the world:

[J. Seaton @seatonj06]

@BBCSport Just as good as winning

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Football is a simple game. 22 players chase a ball for 90 minutes, and England lose to the first good side they play in a tournament.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Argentina knock England out to reach the World Cup final 🏆

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

Got my Scotland World Cup Song Starter Kit, now trying to rhyme Haiti with Haggis Neeps n Taiti

[jack healy @jackhealyNYT]

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I bet barn owls were ecstatic to see humans come by and put up barns.

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

I went to a restaurant last night.

Waiter: "Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"

Me: "Yes please"

"THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN".

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

The last guy to nut in Rod Stewart before he got his stomach pumped must have felt so bad

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Dyslexic Nile Rodgers:

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Ollie @ollieshone]

Since when did Jason Cundy have this level of comedic ability

We are witnessing greatness

[emini tic @TicTocTick]

For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25.

This phenomenon will never happen again.

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

no posts in over 24 hours. rest now brother, we have the watch, we’ll see you in Valhalla.

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Might text Capital FM to ask them to keep the tunes coming