Gazz1e

Spouting shite on Twitter since 2009.

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@ClimateWarrior7 I was also on that hike. I fell off a 1000m cliff face and Jason rushed down the mountain to catch me before I landed. Then he cured world hunger and made women’s breast bigger by talking to them. And that was before 10am that day.

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@daveatherton @Cambridge_Uni No doubt he’ll get a £200k job and lie himself in.

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“Spider-Man: Brand New Day” was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Weak story and took much cgi swinging between buildings.

Go watch any other Spider-Man film or Odessey.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Lefty woman. Probably a Karen.

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@JohnMnWo @GBNEWS Most likely a doctor.

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@A1an_M @manco1706yahoo1 Wonder if Andy Burnham has taken the knee for Ann.

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@peterrhague Jodrell Bank doesn’t need saving. It’s a UNESCO site and a grade 1 listed building.

The 2.8 million is to continue research at Jodrell Bank. For what little research has contributed in the past 40 years, it’s not worth the money.

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@TRobinsonNewEra German government needs putting on trial for manslaughter.

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@DrRitaDed Spanish didn’t seem that diverse and they won the World Cup. Screw your fanny hole with that one.

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@DrRitaDed Free him from what?

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@PatsyDiabetes The chicken legs on KFC have more meat on them.

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@sarahaveyard2 @benonwine I’ve seen many news articles over the years about lefties murdering people as they have a different opinion. But I’ve never seen news about a far right murdering someone.

Have I been looking at the wrong news sources?

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@griswald92 Do you live in Rotherham and drive a red car by chance?

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@MENnewsdesk Man with stick. Sure I’ve seen him a few years ago on Channel 4.

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@aberdeenuni Can you not vet employees for “hard left” and “far right” agendas? Unis have a responsibility to ensure that kids living home for the first time do not join cultist secs.

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@LiamHamilton16 @LeTour @Digital_i_ Channel 5 coverage is the worst I’ve seen in decades. They usually have experienced cyclist presenting but the fat women on the show have probably never touched a cycle before.

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A woman has suffered serious injuries after she was punctured in the head in a Midland Poundland store .
The man in his 20s was pepper sprayed by the police and is in hospital under guard after attacking her
The woman suffered a ‘single puncture wound to the head’ at the Poundland shop in High Street, Newcastle-under-Lyme on Friday (July 10).

The assault, which took place at 5.35pm, led to the woman requiring hospital treatment. Chief Inspector Cliff Goodwin, commander for the Newcastle-under-Lyme Local Policing Team, said: “I would like to thank members of the public and store staff for their quick actions.
Welcome to Britain where even shopping can get you stabbed !

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@AEthelswin Yesterday it was “white man”. Today it’s “man”. Wonder what that implies.

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@JEZ_THFC Although the women talk better football than @GNev2. Although my cats arse talks better then both of them.

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@JEZ_THFC You wouldn’t want to meet the one on the right in a dark alley at night. The left one isn’t a picture either.

The only women that should be on football are nice looking bikini clad ones.