@SarahGebhart1 You’re a bush dodger, you’re a small bean regarder, you’re a unabummer, you’re a nut administrator, you’re a bent ref, you’re the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you’re a fence foal…
@OctopusCaveman If this gets 20 plus retweets I will buy two randomly chosen people an @OctopusCaveman painting of their choosing. Shipping paid for and all.
@RandallThacker3 If you punched me in the face, then I’d probably defend it by saying “everything happens for a reason” then follow it up by saying “he’s a cunt though”