Basic Witch

🐍 Just here for the drama.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

A mojo dojo casa house? In this economy?

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

@osheaga, I hope that tech following Matt Berninger around on stage to make sure he doesn't get caught like a leached puppy is getting paid extra!

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Asking me to estimate how long something will take is like asking me how many gumballs are in the jar, but I can’t see the jar.

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

#BoydHolbrook too, in #TheCorinthian voice, while we're at it. #wish #TheSandman

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

I need #TomSturridge to read me a bedtime story in the Dream voice. #TheSandman #dreamoftheendless

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

The fact that @thedriverera slammed #fantasy, which is so gritty it sounds like it was recorded in a bedroom closet, in the middle of the disco fever that is the Summer Mixtape album gives me #feelings.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Graphic design is my passion.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My OWN TWEET showed up as a SUGGESTED POST for me to like on Facebook

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

@EwdatsGROSS Today, I remembered I wanted to oil my hair *before* trying to take the trashbag out of trashcan. Many handslips later, the bad is still in the can.

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

@timedebtor @ContraPoints 💯💯💯

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

@LordxWiszza @machinegunkelly Yeah, we sang the shit out of it ❤️

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

@machinegunkelly was robbed of the last minutes of Twin Flame tonight and I'm still mad. #osheaga2022 that was disappointing as hell on your end.

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

But I'm still fucking happy about the #hoteldiablo songs mixed in. ❤️

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

The crowd carried on like no tomorrow though. @machinegunkelly the set was #perfection and it made my #osheaga2022 festival very special. #lifeinpink never looked so good.

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

Sending a prayer to @bradmondonyc, the hair color god, thay I can fix the absolute disaster I just made.

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

@danielhowell Don't we all! #mood

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

I'd like to thank @JudgeOfTheKings for keeping up with #Riverdale so I don't have to. 😂

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

@EwdatsGROSS

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

@jimmyfallon @taylorswift13 #twinning

[Basic Witch @gb_lrch]

If @netflix did a #wrapped2021 like spotify, they'd be shocked at the amount of times I've watched @sethmeyers ' Lobby Baby.