Cady Heron

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Silas P. Silas @KennyHistoric]

Black people are supposed to just consider racism to be “different political views” and play nice with people who hate us.

Man, fuck that shit

[🥇🏅Heme Protein Hates You All @TheyCallMeHimay]

He can smack a nigga publicly but he can't kill a slavemaster.

[gm @graxemeda]

That’s why you have to cheat back if you’re going to stay. Now we both have things we don’t want to bring up

[blue 🧸 @sodasti]

mind you that jordan peele fired his managers for losing a bidding war for this movie, which means it’s going to be generational

[Bask @baskgod]

If I was that judge I woulda did the worm before I banged the gavel on Tory

[mau @pukevvarm]

it’s so bizarre to me how the culture paints her as THE female serial killer when none of her murders were even premeditated. She wasn’t abducting innocents and mutilating their bodies. her “victims” were men who raped and exploited her.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Wow, I wonder why the university full of smart people doesn't support the ideology&party of dumb people

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The villain could be hiding anywhere!

The villains lair:

[brooke @cuntstain69]

this might strike some of you as a controversial opinion but her “victims” were not “people” and she should have gone further

[princess Q ✶𓏲ּ꩜ .ᐟ @chckpeas]

Still a big shoutout to the trump supporters who helped me finish school (debt free☺️), move to Los Angeles, and prove myself in social media and marketing psychology which in turn spearheaded my career 🩷🥳

[chance swago ͜× @babs_laylow]

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge

[Fisayo🎀💗 @justfisayomi]

No man is smarter than me

[kap @Kaprea14]

yk how insane it is ta be so accomplished that they start awardin yo mom fa havin u

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

A pilot cancelling a flight because he aint “feeling it” is fine by me. Go with your gut fam.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

But in all seriousness it has become so clear to me that children’s media took children more seriously and respected their intelligence so much more pre 2010.

[ray✦ ݁˖ ⋆˙⟡ᨳଓ @papito_ray]

Chasing summer around the world all year long so I never experience the cold

[ky🫧 @kizzykiya]

this is how I expect a man to tweet about me after 1 date