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Twitter is my antidepressant pill

[𝒥 ⋆｡°✩ @iamjolenci]

me too jeffery, me too

[Randy Cruz @randyjcruz]

No phones out vs all phones out

[Markia Brown, AFC® @theemoneyplug]

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.”

They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

The USA vs Iran game in Qatar tomorrow will be the first time the US is fighting in the Middle East without looking for oil

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i'm glad my friend's didn't get swallowed, they cool as hell

[BRED HAIRED SHANKS🇵🇷🇩🇴 @kenfucknmasters]

LMFAOOOOO I WOULDA LOST MY SHIT!!!!!

[Art Vandelay @TomCardone1]

When they’re wondering just how many beers you can drink at the family party https://t.co/W09aQKimck

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Nobody:

My leftovers in the microwave:

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

“He’s a pit rat” 🤣🤣🤣

[🅱️en @NoCloutBen]

when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”

[Thomas @ThomasMightSnap]

This how drunk I’m tryna be at my wedding

[Cons @CaptainCons]

so glad I went to college

[Kick Push Kgosi @MrSkinnyGenes]

If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened

[Gee @birthmarkgod]

I know he sick