Greg

Huh

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Bank of England Governor Andrew Bailey warns that the fallout from an AI bubble bursting would reach the UK economy and could prompt a response in interest rates

[JPA @jasrifootball]

Damn: Marshawn Lynch reveals he didn’t have Russell Wilson’s phone number when they played together in Seattle..

Russ blocked his number.

“Russ was just a QB for me… I don’t have his number.”

(🎥: @ClubShayShay)

[nine inch niles @tresdessert]

It’s cool how cops are dead bent on proving everybody 100% correct about them

[¿ @01000010t1]

plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die

[its linc @lincandescent]

marketing: lets create a fun and exciting cereal

executive: okay, go on

marketing: it’ll have cool colors and fruity flavors

executive: omg yes

marketing: and rabbits can fuck right off if they think they can have some

[Moe @MoeAlayan]

young thug the most influential person of all time

[Greg @gcalboum]

when you had tickets to see mac in two short months 😭😭 life hitting me hard on this one

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

😳😳😳

[Greg @gcalboum]

it’s amazing how the human body can still function without a brain https://t.co/0N7hQDN9Wx

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Lil Pump explains the three different types of “Esketit’s”...😂 @LilPump

[elliott @ell_wong05]

Top 10 best compliments:
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. They're
4. All
3. Equally
2. Nice
1. When you're up next in kickball and someone tells the outfield to move back

[slumdog chamillionaire @frenchmonchanna]

Hi I’m Post Malone and
*lights cigarette*
Tonight I’ll be your Host Malone
*cracks open bud light*
On America’s favorite show Who’s Line Is it Anyway
*eats spoonful of mayonnaise*
Where the questions are made up and the points don’t matter
*lights another cigarette*

[Alisha @xalishaxg]

I’m going to hell

[Greg @gcalboum]

never has it been easier to have greens with dinner https://t.co/0rKaNeZuFJ

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks.

This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point?

Happy New Month!

[Tribe @thedrugtribe]

Me: Alexa, should I have eaten that 500 mg edible on an empty stomach?

Toaster oven:

[vince @vincestaples]

I just wanna let the record reflect that I got two signed Picasso’s in the trunk right now.