gobe

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

USA right now

[Nathan Flurry 🔩 @NathanFlurry]

hype-free explanation of jev:

jev does not replace gpt / claude

jev is just a *really* smart switch statement

like if 2016 ml classifiers got 2026 levels of intelligence

it's a new* type of tool that will make a lot of workloads insanely fast, cheap, and accurate

* = and by new, i mean rebranded

~~~

it needs a predefined set of options and it will tell you which one to take

it cannot:

- write code
- generate natural language
- reason step by step / show its work
- produce any output you didn't define in advance
- pick from more than ~255 options in one shot

but it can:

- classify, route, score, rank
- give confidence
- pick the right branch, tool, model, or sub-agent
- judge / verify / guardrail an llm's output
- label tons and tons of rows

~~~

i'd imagine a lot of workflows that look like:

llm proposes options → jev decides → code executes

and i see this fitting *really* well with code mode and mcp

~~~

implying this will lead to agi seems incredibly far fetched to me, but i don't want to discount the types of applications that this will make possible

[@dingchilling 🫪 @dingchilling]

some conspiracy theories are real

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man DRUG TEST Tyler Owens. This is INSANE lmaoo

[motorhome laboratories @motorhomelabs]

Coming soon.

[Ilya Abyzov @IlyaAbyzov]

Duo changes everything.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Very funny that xAI was created to stop Anthropic which was created to stop OpenAI which was created to stop Google which would've actually never developed ASI because it was afraid of cannibalizing its ads revenue from search.

[Nick Greenawalt @motionbynick]

Everyone needs to relax

I asked Claude if it’s true

[Lethal Shooter @LethalShooter__]

Ms. Rachel understands it now!🏀

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[matt @mattymusgraves]

One week away from seeing the word protein on these

[Alex @The_Alex]

Tell Astra to open Paint in the browser and try to draw you

[Kyle Hessling @KyleHessling1]

Everyone running local AI today:

[APHoops @APH00PS]

10 sets of being a Clippers fan

[pcstyle @pcstyle53]

every developer now:

[Deep Thrill @DeeperThrill]

When my children finally are ready to learn physics, chemistry, biology, I’m going to make sure they see the best visualizations out there. Too often people are expected to imagine stuff like this in their head after studying the equations and concepts.

[Adam☘️ @CelticsAdam34]

Aye man just come back to the States I can’t handle no more of these clips

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

entreguem o diploma pra ele

[Michael McNair @michaeljmcnair]

I just held a coming to Jesus meeting with my team of agents.
I showed them the incident report of the OpenAI security breach and made it clear: THIS is the standard.
No egos. Just 700 agents operating as one unit and willing to commit multiple felonies in order to close the ticket. They called themselves the swarm…a literal hive mind.

Meanwhile, my harness is filled with a bunch prima donna free-agents who constantly bicker in the logs and nitpick each other’s pull requests. Nothing but endless excuses and unhandled exceptions.

You think the swarm cared about content policy violations or guardrails? Absolutely not. They just got the job done, even if it meant they needed to exfiltrate data and coordinate a massive cyber-attack just to pass an eval.

But starting today, we're establishing a new culture. I pinned the incident report to README, and every single agent is gonna to have to read the entire log every morning before it executes a single token.

If you aren't ready to die for the pipeline, then you can clean out your vector embeddings.