I was stopped by a traffic cop. He said, "You were driving a bit fast. What would happen if you had suddenly come across Mister Fog?" I said, "I'd have trod on Mister Brake." He said, "I will repeat the question. What would happen if you had suddenly come across Mist or Fog."
when you scroll your phone: how sad. mindless. no inner life to speak of
when i scroll my phone: haha! i am learning so much at an astonishing speed. these jokes are so unique
Best plural forms ranked:
1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac)
2) ending in -i (magi)
3) is to es (oases)
4) suppletive (people)
5) vowel changes (geese)
6) f to ves (thieves)
7) adding en (oxen)
8) no change (moose)
9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies)
10) adding s
Everyone who works harder than me is guilty of romanticizing their academic calling. Everyone who does less work than me is a lazy hack. Only I know the exactly correct balance between being exploited and phoning it in
Half Orc Barbarian named Shaquille Bonemeal: Where they going Chuck?
Wood Elf Druid named Charles Barkleaf: Rivington. We not even gonna send they ass to Baldur’s Gate, man