Captain James T. Bacon #FBPE

man. all views my own. Loyal follower of Crispianity, our Lord Cheese’n’Onion, as foretold by John the (Smokey) BBQ.

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When you can’t climb any higher, where do you go next?

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@itvcorrie you’re broadcasting with audio description for some reason?

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@Matt_Pinner Well I have

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@claytonstu79 @PolitlcsUK @BloombergUK That means they’ll jack up the price of a passport as well.

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Rachel Reeves saying it would "make Britain the world's best connected place to do business". By expanding an already wealthy region’s airport. £49 billion could do a lot more good across the Northeast.

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@itvcorrie enough with the prison stories already!!!!! You must have had your money’s worth from that set by now?????

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@Msulliv52350306 @jennyeclair @SAINSBURY We call it the dead zone when we go plant shopping in B and Q. Always full of moribund plants that a good watering and repotting can revive beautifully. Why buy full price if you’ve got the energy and enthusiasm to revive the planted dead?

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@RealTimVine @LennyHenry But how did they taste?

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⁦@BBCBreakfast⁩ How do you spell chocolate again?

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@JonathanPieNews Leave alone the abject humiliation of the minister (deservedly so) Does London need another bridge for ten billion? You could dual the A1 and pave it with gold for that.

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@ProcterGamble shrinkflation? No thanks. Same size bottle, just less in it. Same size price though. Do you think we don’t notice these things?

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@Paul_DB1 @floboflo But not Queen.

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@AngelaRayner You could oblige councils to build houses for low income families, not give a measly 2% allocation to a huge developer. #howmuchdiscountdidyougetonyourcouncilhouse?

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@BoveFromAbove The Frog and Lettuce, obvs.

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@reformexposed is she doing the catering for the reform conference this year? She said she could deliver.

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@TheOnlyEsta Steve Carel has let himself go, mind😀

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@CcfcOK1 At this point in the season, why not give the lad a go? We’re practically gone anyway and the bit of inspiration Ramsey can provide might just be enough to add that extra bit to avoid the drop. We can only hope!

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@PeterStefanovi2 Isn’t no deal better than a bad deal? That worked out so well for Brexit….

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@davesumnersmith @KemiBadenoch little Englandism, Poor-bashing, bungs, corruption and lies?