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Welcome to the contents of my brain 🧠💭 .. Probably won’t reply to DMs.

[Gee 🌻 @gee198_]

Had an interview today, I was proud of myself for overcoming anxiety & attending. Got out of the interview & decided that it doesn’t matter if I’m not successful, as I really done myself proud regardless. Had a phone call earlier - I got the job!! Promotion. Wooohoooo 😋👏

[Lisa P 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @evanslis456]

‘Tis that day again when Jesus closes big Tesco but allows entry to Tesco Express.

[Jake Tropila @JakeTropila]

Caught up with S2 of Last One Laughing UK, this bit with Sam Campbell destroyed me

[Rishab Mishra @rishabmishraa]

@Ryanair Everyone at RyanAir to the new HR

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

12 tonnes of KitKats have been stolen 😂

[jess 💚 @jessasstrophe]

put this in the NHS vaccination leaflet immediately

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

when we have a moment, I'd like to discuss this unit if measurement please.

[anxiety chronic, ass iconic @lambrinimami]

Lidl strawberries 2 hours after purchasing

[` @ymmayerr]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

[Maddie Holland @Madshollandxx]

Guys, I'm in the UK and the sky is this weird light blue colour and there's a massive yellow light... Wtf is happening??

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

[Queenie ✌🏾🎀🇯🇲🇬🇧🇪🇸 @Queenie_2312]

When I see tweets like this, I know they’re too young to know about Jade Goody.

Diagnosed with cervical cancer in August 2008 and died March 2009 aged 27.

Go and get your smear test!

[Priyanka Lakhara @codewithpri]

IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

[drew @drewrhyde]

No one really prepares you for how much cleaning you have to do as an adult

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

The entire UK scrolling through the Beckham memes

[sweetie 🫧 is floating like a bubble @fiftyfiftydivas]

Brooklyn Beckham marrying a billionaires daughter and falls out with his family over a wedding dress at a multi million wedding… diabolical levels of spoilt and out of touch to real world issues… I’m seated for the drama tho

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[𐚁 @shesatyrantt]

me being happy with the stranger things finale and coming on twitter to see everyone complaining