geeee

I'm probably more boring than you think

[geeee @geeewizzzz]

When people leave before the credits at a marvel film

[geeee @geeewizzzz]

@ruinmeruinus_

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[geeee @geeewizzzz]

@boohoo is SUCH a scam. Not sending items then refusing to replace or refund it. Basically calling me a liar is GREAT customer service

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

Gaining some big momentum in the last couple days. £20k in the last 12 hours. Massive thank you to everyone who has donated big or small.

The money raised is going directly to @Running_Charity & @sandblastarts who I will continue to work with long after the run is finished in 9 days time. These donations will make a MASSIVE difference to these charities and I’m excited to share with you all the impact your donations have over the coming years.

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

If you'd told me in the 90s that 30 years later Comic Relief wouldn't be funding mosquito nets, malaria medication and clean water but instead appealing for food banks for British people, I would have said you'd lost your mind. The Tories have really fucked this country.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Finally…

Brexit has given us the freedom to be less protected from hazardous chemicals.

🇬🇧

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

When I was a GP 10 years ago, these were the wait times for a medical specialty referral:

Urgent: 6 weeks
Routine: 3 months

The wait time now for the SAME specialty is:

Urgent: 18 MONTHS 🚩
Routine: 2 YEARS 🚩

Tory gov - the public deserve an EXPLANATION NOW!

[Cllr Anna Railton 🌹 is on 🦋 @rail_guns]

This isn't just good leaflet copy, this is why politics matters and different parties aren't all "just the same".

Here's a collection of similarly devastating graphs

🧵 (1/11)

[RMT @RMTunion]

The Liz Truss that took a severance payment of £18,660 after 49 days as Prime Minister and who is now entitled to claim an allowance of £115,000 per year for life...
That Liz Truss?

[David @Zero_4]

Tory MP Michelle Donelan: “We are the Party of facts”

*VT compilation of Tory lies*

Victoria Derbyshire: “There was never a proposal to use 7 bins, we can’t find any council that wants to decide when you can go to the shop & Labour have never proposed taxing meat”

#Newsnight

[geeee @geeewizzzz]

Only me that could get over 20 mosquito bites and one on my fucking forehead🙃

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Michelle Mone’s PPE MEDPRO was a company that was less than 3 weeks old, with zero employee’s, no contracts, no premises, no previous transactions of any kind and with £100 in the bank.

Then the Government gave it £203,000,000.

Jail, jail, jail.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We couldn’t agree with this more.

Please RT if you do too.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | NEW: People who attend private schools are twice as likely to vote for the Tories compared to people who attend state schools

[@guardian]

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

When you hear about “record NHS spending”, remember that all the dodgy contracts like Mone’s faulty PPE and Dido’s half-arsed Test & Trace were all included in the NHS budget - even though we received none of those funds.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

The Secretary of State for Health sits in Parliament for 150 days & gets paid £151,649, plus perks.

He telling nurses who work 12hr shifts, sell their days off & use food banks, to work harder to “justify” a pay rise, is beyond ironic. It’s disgusting.

Back the nurses please.

[FY23 🩺 @EmergencyMedDr]

Harrowing words from a senior emergency medicine doctor showing the despair at not being able to provide the level of care every doctor hopes to for their patients. Every doctor, nurse & HCW can empathise with this right now.

Shared w/ permission. Pls RT to get this out there.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• The Secretary of State for Health receives £151,649. His food is subsidised; his travel, energy & parking free.

• A newly qualified nurse is on £20k- £22k pa, pay £1300pa parking, rely on food banks & pay all of their energy costs.

The Sec of State won’t discuss pay.

[geeee @geeewizzzz]

How the fuck have I managed to get covid a third fucking time