The Natural Dartist

Rejected by Tinder. Loved by Grinder. Partick Thistle, Scotland, Packers, Comics, Movies.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

14 years since my Big Brother passed away (on the left in this pic). Still miss him and his way of knowing exactly what to say to get my goat up. I'm away to get a few drams in. #JAB

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

@Zoe_ttv Sorry Zoe, I ain't been on here in months and just saw this tweet. I hope the leg break / surgery start to get better soon. Man, what a few weeks you've had. Take care, pal.

[Glasgow City Council @GlasgowCC]

‼️ A red weather warning covering Glasgow has been issued by @metoffice for #StormÉowyn on Fri 24 Jan 2025. It's predicted to cause dangerous conditions & lead to significant disruption across the city.

For the latest info & service updates, visit 👉https://t.co/JPAutuzypC

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

This is very serious folks. Stay safe.

[Met Office @metoffice]

⚠️⚠️🔴 Red weather warning issued 🔴⚠️⚠️

Strong and damaging winds for parts of south and southwest Scotland

Friday 1000 – 1700

Latest info 👉 https://t.co/QwDLMfS950

Stay #WeatherAware ⚠️

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

@MarcedesLewis89 Love that, big dawg. But you can use your goals to change your habits. Just keep them realistic.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

RT @MarcedesLewis89: You can’t have goals that you don’t the have habits for.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

Actually, what it sounds like is needy. Really desperate for adulation. Wonder where that comes from.....

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

SpaceX really needs to not have a live studio audience for its launches. It sounds so ridiculous having people cheer a blowing up spacecraft.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

SpaceX really needs to not have a live studio audience for its launches. It sounds so ridiculous having people cheer a blowing up spacecraft.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

@NoMansSky Bhuna?

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

OK so the @giffgaff ask an agent process is awful. I'm asking a very simple question, and there is zero option to be able to do so. A very frustrating and limited resource.

[NASA @NASA]

Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.

In memory of David Lynch, we will continue to explore the otherworldly and the unknown. We will focus not on the loss, but on what we gained from the years we shared this planet with you. We will see you in our dreams.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

@kaittlingaming Defo need more toys.....

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

@EricaTamposi Hope your all safe Ricky. Looks horiffic in LA.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

@greggrosenthal Hope you, your family and your friends are all OK, Gregg. LA looks horrific at the moment.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

She’s also sent a letter to Tesco demanding they stop selling lettuces.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

Thanks for fixing quickly. Was a scary moment turning the taps on to no flow.

[Scottish Water @scottish_water]

Customers in #G69 who were experiencing no water should notice their supplies are now restoring to normal. Apologies for any inconvenience caused: https://t.co/RwcQnQZiFx

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

@DearS_o_n LEGO kits take far longer to build than when you were a kid. Still fun though.

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

4 bananas make a bunch and so do many more.

[Yesterday's Britain, A Better Britain. @YesterdaysBrit1]

Although it was American, who remembers watching the Banana Splits on British TV?

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

Absolute garbage from the Packers tonight. Making a really bad team look good.

Ah well...... on to the Playoffs I guess.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"We've crawled into Elon Musk's sphincter by mistake."

[The Natural Dartist @GeeJBee71]

@victoriaw_84 Proper LoLd at that...... the people in my local Chinese are looking at me.

Well, if you know you REALLY know.