Jen Plante

That queer dean who does the things. Woso fanatic. Cat mom. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

@pureuranium This clip is peak “Ona unintentionally flirt-baiting”

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

❤️

[Ona Batlle @OnaBatlle]

Culers…
Mai deixaré de ser una més. Tornaré a cantar, a patir i a celebrar com una aficionada més.

Una part de mi es quedarà aquí per sempre. El Barça no és només un club per a mi. Ha estat casa meva.

Gràcies per tot.
Visca el Barça i Visca Catalunya

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

😭

[Barça Femení @BarcaFem]

𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐍 𝐄𝐑𝐀. 💔

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he's wrong.

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

The country is a porta-potty in a dumpster fire rn; I’m grateful for the bright spot that is NASA and this Artemis II crew mission.

[NASA @NASA]

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

Trophy time. 🏆📸

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but start living. The days are flying by, and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can… walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

[KING 5 Sports @KING5Sports]

"The joke was distasteful and unfortunate...Now I have to sit in front of you...and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility."

- @TeamUSA captain and Torrent forward Hilary Knight on the call and joke by President Donald Trump.

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

This video does things to me 🫠

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

*cracks knuckles* Getting spooky…

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

having a friday the 13th before valentine’s day is proof this year was made for spooky lover girls

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

Ahem 👇

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

Imagine getting mad about this and still thinking you’re a good person

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

Dear god this woman does things to me…. 🫠

[sadie @lvripszz]

her v line.. 😩

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I could not be more proud of all the U.S. athletes at the Olympics using their platforms to speak out against the hatred and violence of the Trump regime. We have a Team USA giving us pride in a moment our government is causing us so much pain and embarrassment.

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

Bronze had A Game last night, getting it done on both sides of the pitch. This queen is having a great year 🙌

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

Lucy Bronze, aka Chelsea’s new goalscorer 💙

🎥 @WGolazo

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

💪

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

Lucy Bronze has been named in the FIFA World 11 for a record EIGHTH time! 👏🔵

Congratulations, Lucy! 🙌

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

I’m proud of many things I’ve been fortunate enough to accomplish in my life, and top among. Them is lifting more than my own body weight. Let’s go, ladies 💪

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Did you know that only 1-3% of women can bench press their own body weight?

As a kid in the 90s, I read a mail-in question on the back of a cereal box. The question was “if the Power Rangers are so strong, how much can they bench press?”

The official answer was that each Power Ranger could bench press his or her own body weight.

I can bench 1.3x my body weight.

I am stronger than a Power Ranger.

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

OH LUCY BRONZE THAT IS NEXT LEVEL! 🍟

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

Are you *kidding* me with this goal?!?

[W Golazo @WGolazo]

LUCY. BRONZE. 😲

Did she really just do that!?!? 🤭

Stream every UEFA Women’s Champions League game on @paramountplus 📺

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

This. And also, how are we not kicking everyone’s ass with this lineup (and with Kerr and Sojo on the bench)?!?

[lynn0826 @PhoebesPenny26]

WTF!!!. Bronze Carpenter and Cat are the only ones that can complete a pass and get the ball towards the net. Change the corner taker

[Jen Plante @geek_grrl]

Up the Chels #chelseafcw

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

The Chelsea XI. 📝

#CFCW