@nbcsandiego I must assume that is a police-swat alligator and that this author was forced to woo him to his side in order to survive this ordeal. I feel a book about how police are phased out in the future - all starting because they were careless with their alligator.
Not my usual content but I need somewhere anonymous to put this … What the fuck phase is the moon in right now? Because my dms are quickly going from R to X from more than 1 person (none of whom I have a physical relationship with)
What is the definition of a promotion? I was just offered chocolate covered broccoli, told it was dessert, and it wasn’t even good milk chocolate - it was bitter dark chocolate!
BREAKING: Twitter permanently suspends lunatic conspiracy theorist Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene for violating their terms of service one too many times. RT TO THANK TWITTER FOR MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE!
BREAKING - Fox News is requiring all employees to enter their vaccination status into a central database — and requiring masking in confined spaces. Hypocrisy much?
I will not longer speak at conferences where I have to pay the registration fee. I understand that your conference might be non-profit etc., but, by waiving the registration fee for presenters you are validating their expertise and experience.
...I don’t know the work of many of them that is really in the same sort of—I’m not quite sure how to put this—participating in the same discussion as the people you’ve just mentioned.”
https://t.co/syvq4T0vF1
If a vaccinated Dr. Fauci still won't eat inside a restaurant
Remind me again why we are
gathering entire grade levels
of unvaccinated children
to sit in poorly ventilated rooms
& take meaningless standardized tests?