Georgie✨

[Georgie✨ @geeorgee_x]

This is fucking ridiculous, people aren’t obese because there’s junk food adverts on before 9 o’clock, people are obese because a pack of 20% fat mince is £3.95 and a pack of 5% fat is £5.79, people are obese because a pack of busicuits is 20 odd pence and a bag of apples is £2

[Divina De Campo stream DECODED @Divinadecampo]

@PiersUncensored @KwasiKwarteng @IsabelOakeshott @TiceRichard @piersmorgan Ahhh misogyny of course the perfect answer.

[Helen Metcalfe 🩵 ⚽️👩‍⚕️ 🚴 ✝️ @BlondiieMama]

Tomoro is “break the rules” day at school where they’re allowed to break up to 5 rules (casual clothes, coloured hair chalk etc) and pay £1 fine per rule they break to raise ££ for the PTA. 10yo daughter has just announced that for one of her rule breaks she is taking the dog in.

[Dulcet panacea @dulcet_Panacea]

Square root of 169 or you lose your bus pass

[Georgie✨ @geeorgee_x]

Sorry in advance to anyone that knows us, but me and Angus will not be shutting up about getting @glastonbury tickets anytime soon 🤪

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

@seanbeegee same and i will be talking about it from now until next July x

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

[Alex Tiffin @RespectIsVital]

Dear @theresecoffey,

It is indicated you may have breached sections 46(1) & 47(1) of The Human Medicines Regulations 2012 by supplying your friends and/or family with prescribed antibiotics

It is only right you stand down from @DHSCgovuk to prevent bringing it into disrepute.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

The headlines should be filled with the current revolution in Iran, everybody should be talking about it. Women protesting are being shot in public. I’m seeing so-called feminists not say a word. I know it’s an unpopular country but I wish people cared a bit more about us

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

And *that*… is how it’s done. 👏

[Charlotte Hall RN @CharlotteNHSRN]

By the time she gets to M for midwives and N for Nurses we will have all left.

[🤍virgo tendencies🤍 @k3hlani]

unpopular opinion i can see now why tasha is so sensitive it’s not easy growing up with a disability, and i love her dad for this. #LoveIsland

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Sally 💙🐾🐈‍⬛️ @Sals_Woods]

@highroadsaloon The most dangerous time for women to be murdered by an abusive partner is during pregnancy.

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

If you’re like “I don’t know anyone who’s had an abortion” what you’re actually saying is:
“No one I know trusts me enough to tell me about their abortion”

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Absolutely gutted for my sisters in the states. Abortion bans are an attack on all women, but that disproportionately impact women who are poor, women of colour, and women trapped in abusive relationships.

Abortion bans are barbarism.

[Georgie✨ @geeorgee_x]

When in history has banning abortion, stopped abortions taking place? Banning abortion only leads to women dying on their bathroom floors as they have no choice but to access illegal, unsafe, unregulated services #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights

[Luke Edison @RealLukeEdison]

@DrJenLincoln What an embarrassingly sensationalist tweet.

Birth control in pill, implant, & physical form is not going away. You will always be allowed to go buy condoms for $1.99 at the gas station, now some states will simply have the right to stop you from killing a human for convenience.

[Brendan May @bmay]

TV idea:

Mick Lynch, Deborah Meaden, Caroline Lucas and Jurgen Klopp run the country for a few weeks.

Everything improves immediately.

The end.