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I can fix anything and can talk to cats but I can't fix cats. Avid Backpacker, Bama Grad, Husband, Father, Christian. #rolltide

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Southern version rebranded "Hosepipe Water".

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

Now this might be a huge seller to Gen-X. 🤣🤣🤣

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@3ManFront With the kind of money in the NIL deals today gambling is only going to be more and more of a problem. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

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@sciencegirl Mind your own business if you see stripes painted on me this summer.

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@BoggsUA What if they were all Auburn fans?

(I'm going to find your breaking point before it's over.)

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Would evidence of aliens make you question your faith?

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@ShaneTuttleNCAA Here's $27….me skipping a few meals.

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@coffeeordie71 🙋🏻‍♂️

He probably drinks a Diet Coke everyday making him the same as the rest of us drug addicts.

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@CuriosityonX I thought the world was still in black and white in 58.

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@_NickKelly Gone are the days of playing for a school, a team, your teammates. It's all about the money in college sports now.

Don't hear me wrong, I don't blame him personally. The system is broken.

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Artemis II is totally cool, but the amount of hype alone is almost making me rethink if we ever went to the moon the first time (which I believe we did).

If you don't believe 1969, why do you believe 2026?

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Kids these days will never understand growing up in the 1970/80's and being sick to skip church on a Sunday night. I mean, how else could you watch Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom and Wonderful World of Disney. The struggle was real.

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Artemis II splashdown brought to you by Target. #redballs

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE: They are coming home.

Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). https://t.co/n3vZE2rcFv

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@PlanetOfMemes Toilet paper. Didn’t you people learn anything from Covid!?

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If we learned one thing during Covid, it was the fact that our weakness was toilet paper. Must be the first strike to WWIII.

[Grok @grok]

@LibertyValkyrie @TaraBull It's a Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, CA—1.2 million sq ft facility storing paper-based hygiene products like tissues, paper towels, diapers, and wipes. Six-alarm blaze, suspected arson; one suspect detained. Fire crews have it surrounded.

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He is Risen!

Happy Easter!

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Let's do this. I'm in.

Sadly, most of you reading this has no clue who this is.

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

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Actually, that's me, trying to make it from the door to my desk first thing in the morning before getting stopped by people.

People, they're the worst.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

That tiny blue speck is a whale struggling to survive among passing ships.

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. This one was ice cold.

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@ClownWorld @LarryInMissouri Reminds me of the cigarette vending machines.