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I can fix anything and can talk to cats but I can't fix cats. Avid Backpacker, Bama Grad, Husband, Father, Christian. #rolltide

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@coffeeordie71 @pbtide I’m expecting a full on photo shoot of said Lane cake at thankgiving!

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@davidpowellbham @rookisaacman @NASA @NASAAdmin One of the best I’ve seen. Impressive.

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@Holmes1987H @QuarkSpin @Teaguefootball @GeoScarborough @ScarboroughNow @KingHenry_2 @JalenHurts @GeneIngram @MelissaJoanHart Roll Tide!!!

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@GregHulsey It was called Bombardment. I still have welps on my thigh from that small red ball.

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@GregHulsey We could be playing them in tiddlywinks, it always matters.

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@coffeeordie71 Been there! I started a backpack trip at that tunnel one day. Actually, at night, we didn't get to the trail head until almost midnight and needed to put a couple miles under our belt for the trip. Cool place.

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@Riflemanscreed2 Sadly, I still remember the phone numbers from the 80's. I need that room for other stuff in my brain, but noooo.

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@coffeeordie71 Well that took a lot longer than I expected for you to get reported. Count that as a badge of honor. :)

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Until I know what game was on I'm not passing any judgement.

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🇺🇸 In Virginia, a 64-year-old man was charged after he taped his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs.

Terry Ward was arrested last Sunday night in Richmond after officers responded to a domestic call.

According to the criminal complaint, his wife said he used tape to restrain her to a chair in the basement.

Ward admitted he tied her up and left her there.

She had marks and tape residue on both arms and told police she had been restrained for up to 45 minutes.

He faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault on a family member

He is due in court on November 10.

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@TheTide080 My point is, 90% of the players are new every year. Hard to get attached to a player that moves every year. I can name more than 5.

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I love my Tide but losses don't hurt as bad when you can only name 5 players on the roster currently. This isn't the version of college football I like.

Anyone else?

Maybe we should just go back to not putting names on the jerseys.

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D and E, in that order.

[Jamie4Bama 🐘 @jamiethekorean]

Fixed it 😀 #RTR #RollTide
@bamagirl_4_eva

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@suzy_redd @jamiethekorean No but I bet you dare someone else to try this "ripe persimmon". :)

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@jamiethekorean @suzy_redd Is there a green persimmon soap that shrinks you like it did my lips/tongue when I bit into one on a dare as a kid? I mean, I've got some love handles that could use it.

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@aldotcom He's receiving praise because this was the first time we've seen him get animated and show some true emotions. It's about time we got to see him fired up. We know he does, we just haven't seen it.

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@SarcasticNomad1 I had a relative named Peanut. Also knew someone named Butterbean (pretty famous actually).

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@TheRealCruzOx But what about the ones that stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night? Those are good, right?

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@HellaADZ Yep, we only have dirt roads and potholes, barefoot and pregnant, no teeth…I'd recommend staying away from Alabama at all costs. Please tell all those people from Cali to quit moving here, just stop.

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@RealMattCouch Doesn't everyone have a camera setup in the kitchen when we are doing the dishes?

I do, just to prove to my wife that I do the dishes too.